Mr. Burger 

(He kinda looks like Ned Flanders from the Simpsons) This mans is a chemistry teacher who L O V E S sig figs, and if he ever has kids they will be named sliders. Mr. Burger is the BEST teacher that you will ever meet and can make anyone love science. He also speaks in a very monotone voice and has and epic mustache. Heres some quotes.
"Let's finsish up the sheet, then we can shoot Aleks!"
"You learned this in Algebra 1."
"So heres my gun..."
"I just overcame this inertia!"
""I'm a wall abuser."
"Why'd you be scared of a little bullet? Anyway, let's get out calculators."
"*creates tests and worksheets in Comic Sans MS font*"
"Well you can die somewhere else..."

"Yo, Mr. Burger is the best teacher dawg!"
"Yo I know, DAWG!"

Mr. Burger by XxLegalBeansKingxX October 31, 2019

mr burger 

A big man chill but if angry will buttfuck you

Dude is that Mr burger?
Yeah my butt is still sore from when he buttfucked me yesterday

mr burger by theczechspam May 16, 2018

mr burger 

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mr burger by wordeariah June 3, 2022

Mr. Berger 

One of the dilfiest men to ever walk this earth. Known to casually wear plaid button up shirts, khakis, and Newbalance shoes. Also has a very sexy beer gut. 10/10 would let peg me.

Chad: "Yo bro, you'd see Mr. Berger today, what a sexy dilf"

Brad: " Fax."

Mr. Berger by Thecapnow January 19, 2022