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Mr. Ass is a male who's literally an "ass" as a full time job. They also maintain stable shitty personality and always smell of flatulence.
"Man, that guy is totally a Mr. Ass "
" I know dude, that Mr. Ass raped my sister "
Mr. Ass by Swellegant January 5, 2015

mr holloways ass 

Juicy and voluptuous. God's gift to humanity. When one looks upon it they will transcend and find inner peace. Do not touch or u will be shot by anal debris that smells of roses.
Ramses III: holy shit did u see Mr holloways ass?!
Martin.C: my hose pipe leaked a bit
mr holloways ass by ColdPorridge November 25, 2021

Mr. Lit Ass MotherFucker 

Gets you shit and lets you order food in his class
Yo Mr. Lit Ass Motherfucker let mr let me order food in his class.

mr holloways ass 

Heaven. Once one has seen it one has transcended. Its vulptuousness and juiciness is beyond sexually arousing and most people spontaneously combust when they see it. Do not touch or you will be showered by anal debris.
Bill: Did you see Francis yesterday?
John: I think he touch mr holloways ass cuz he's smells like smeg
mr holloways ass by ColdPorridge December 1, 2021

Candy Ass (aka Horse Teeth and Mr. Ed) 

(noun) Someone with a colossal rear-end
who talks like a valley girl, walks as if she has a pole shoved up her ass, has horse teeth and gallops to work in an Audi which she pays $369/mo for. Also, only dates wealthy men so they can buy her designer hay for her horse mouth and 14K Gucci gold hoofs!
Hey Cletus, Did you see that slope use his martial arts technique on CandyAss? I've never seen a horse go flying so fast through the windshield of a brand new Silver Audi like that before. She had a lot of nerve parking in the EXCLUSIVE GCC row!!

Mr. Spink Dat Ass 

A man who abandoned his true name to get to the highest level of ugliness. He is a local pedophile and loves Chaos Emeralslds from the Sonic The Hedgehog series.
As the wise words of Mr. Spink Dat Ass states "BITCHES LOVES EMERALDS"
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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