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Mr Perfect 

A guy with curly hair, plays the sax, gets all the ladies, and is afraid of germs (because he is perfect and cannot get sick)
Mr Perfect by Gaysh February 17, 2009

mr perfect 

A man who turns old before his time. He is of verry mature mind compared to others of his age. The weekend is when full maturity blossom's. - off to bed at 9:30pm, no gargle, rub shells hair and go to sleep. The mature man does this while all the other "Lunatics" are out having a good time.
mr perfect decided to shell it up and grow more grey hair for the weekend.
mr perfect by Mark Conway December 10, 2007

Mr.Perfect 

A guy who has curly hair and is so good looking most people think he is gay but he isn't.He is so perfect EVERYONE talks about him and knows who he is.
Mr.Perfect by wv21 October 15, 2011

Mr. Perfect 

Chewing gum while having sex with a chick in front of a group of people the Male spits his gum out and slaps it with a open hand into the cheering crowd.
Hey dude! Your gum hit me last night when you were pulling a "Mr. Perfect"
Mr. Perfect by Jojack January 7, 2008

Mr. Perfect Jayden Faise 

Also known as Jayden Micheal Carter.
He's amazing beyond belief.
Way more than he knows or believes.
He's my best friend and I love him a lot.
Probably more than you.
No of course more than you.
He's nice and fun to talk to.
He's sweet.
And gorgeous.
He makes me happy.
Without even trying.
AMABOUTTOCRY.
I'm so happy that I found someone like him.
He's an amazing person to have in your life.
Please don't hurt him.
Or I'll kill you.
I love you bby<333.
Isn't Mr. Perfect Jayden Faise your best friend?
Fuck yeah he is.
Mr. Perfect Jayden Faise by Iri$$ January 11, 2009

Mr. Perfectly Fine

Someone who promised not to leave but then leaves anyway. And soon enough, he's got his arm 'round a brand new girl, and while you're picking up your heart he's been pickin' up her.
Hello Mr. Perfectly Fine, how's your heart after breaking mine?
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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