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Mr. Maple 

One who is a natural born troll. Can fight an argument with a person of higher education with absolutely no proof of being correct. Can also troll IRL by constant ridicule of others' lives. Most arguments are won by the other member of the conversation ragequitting.
Person A states 2+2=4.

Person B argues 2+2=6.

Person A cites calculator.

Person B continues to argue 2+2=6.

Person A leaves the room in a fit of rage.

Person B is an example of a Mr. Maple.
Mr. Maple by CellarDoor42 August 1, 2009
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Mr. Maples 

A gentleman who is known for putting syrup on his womans ass.
Q: "Hey why do they call you Mr. Maples?"
A: "Because I put the syrup on that ass!"
Mr. Maples by Nate--O April 17, 2010

Mr. Wilson or George the Male Karen

Mr. Wilson is a man who is part of the neighborhood watch program and does not like anyone in his yard. He will use his 2nd amendment rights and is quick to claim self defense. He "walks" his pets near your house and will stare at your guess to see who you have over and if they fit the description of being "thugs" and will try to know more about you and your family by asking a lot of questions.

George: Nosey and privileged men who takes things into their own hands like they are vigilantes instead of by law. They see things they do not agree with and argues or protest against it publicly with threats. They often uses the term "play stupid games, win stupid prizes" in response to brutality.
There goes "Mr. Wilson or George the male Karen" staring out his window again. I should wave at his nosey self.

Ok "Mr. Wilson or George the male Karen", you are the one who followed me around the neighborhood like a cop. I didn't do anything.

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
Word of the Day on June 17, 2026
Jenny got in more trouble after being arrested because she had priors.
priors by Jermaine Young. October 14, 2008
Word of the Day on June 16, 2026