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Mr. Zhou, the enigmatic math teacher, is a legendary figure in the realm of education. He is the son of Chinese-born Singaporean patriarch, Jackson Zhou Senior. His blissful talents at Tempe High School led him to pursue an education to educate, and his presence in NSBHS is unmatched, to the point where senior students have a 21.56% chance of spawning.

His abilities include:

-Textbook Transference: Mr. Zhou possesses the extraordinary power to effortlessly transfer the contents of textbooks onto the classroom board, creating an atmosphere reminiscent of a library.

-Unaware Gamer: Despite the students' best attempts at gaming during class, Mr. Zhou remains oblivious, unknowingly granting his pupils moments of leisure amidst the academic facade.

-Detention Enforcer: Mastering the art of after-school discipline, Mr. Zhou employs his stern gaze and mysterious aura to enforce detentions, leaving students with no choice but to comply with his enigmatic rules.

-Bench Press Virtuoso: Beyond his teaching abilities, Mr. Zhou is a physical powerhouse, boasting a remarkable strength of 200kg in bench press.

-Counter-Strike Veteran: In his earlier days, Mr. Zhou was a formidable player in the world of Counter-Strike 1.6, showcasing his gaming prowess in virtual battlegrounds.

-Intuitive Teaching Instinct: He can gauge the class's understanding and adjust his teaching approach on the fly, eliminating the need for traditional lesson plans.(instinct takes 80% of the lesson to start)
Shit bro, the teacher didn't even notice I was on Stereo Madness! What a Zhou Moment. Mr Zhou W!
Mr Zhou by HanKisser69 October 14, 2023
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A NSB teacher who has the biggest gyat and most chill
Mr Zhou is the best, you're so lucky to have him!
Mr Zhou by Ahandlethathas13333users November 28, 2023
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