Mr Wilson 

When u sleep with ur teacher

Mum: Jessica did u sleep with ur teacher!

Jessica: mr Wilson?
Mum: mr Wilson!

Mr Wilson by WordedW February 10, 2021

mr wilson 

The guy who walks in and ruins your perfectly peaceful dump experience by busting in to the stall next to you and dropping some serious heat of his own.

I was in the safe haven on the first floor and Chuck came in and fucking Mr Wilson'd me.

mr wilson by Lil Smoke August 2, 2006

mr wilson 

YOU ERE NOW HA HA HA,

student: oh no its mr wilson..
YOU HERE NOW HA HA HA

mr wilson by shalomwilsonn August 5, 2021

Mr.Wilson 

Has a big butt and likes the.He’s also a band director who love the trumpet section. He always touches his PP in front of everyone and is always saying he’s on a diet but actually not.

Your dad is being a Mr.Wilson

Mr.Wilson by JuJu190465 February 17, 2020

Mr.Wilson 

Save Josie 2022 “you guys make me want to kick my dog”

“Go to the seat. You where talking”-Mr.wilson

Mr.Wilson by Slayfrogs July 24, 2022

Mr. Wilson 

The teacher Jessica slept with after failing chemistry.

"Jessica, did you sleep with your goddamn teacher?"
"What?"
"Did you SLEEP with your teacher?"
"Mr. Wilson?"
"Mr. Wilson."
"No, I didn't!"

Mr. Wilson by Stereotypical Hufflepuff June 25, 2020

Mr. Wilson 

After taking home a random woman from the bar, and you realize she smells bad. You decide to chow her box anyway.

Person 1 "Did you go home with Sarah last night."
Person 2 "Yeh, she smelt so bad"
Person 1 "You pulled a Mr. Wilson didn't you."
Person 2 "ummmmm. yeh"

Mr. Wilson by StcVader May 27, 2012