"Jessica, did you sleep with your goddamn teacher?"
"What?"
"Did you SLEEP with your teacher?"
"Mr. Wilson?"
"Mr. Wilson."
"No, I didn't!"
"What?"
"Did you SLEEP with your teacher?"
"Mr. Wilson?"
"Mr. Wilson."
"No, I didn't!"
by Stereotypical Hufflepuff June 25, 2020
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
by WordedW February 10, 2021
by The_Ulimate_Noob November 12, 2020
After taking home a random woman from the bar, and you realize she smells bad. You decide to chow her box anyway.
Person 1 "Did you go home with Sarah last night."
Person 2 "Yeh, she smelt so bad"
Person 1 "You pulled a Mr. Wilson didn't you."
Person 2 "ummmmm. yeh"
Person 2 "Yeh, she smelt so bad"
Person 1 "You pulled a Mr. Wilson didn't you."
Person 2 "ummmmm. yeh"
by StcVader February 29, 2012
The guy who walks in and ruins your perfectly peaceful dump experience by busting in to the stall next to you and dropping some serious heat of his own.
by Lil Smoke August 02, 2006
Apr 20 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

