Mouth shit

When you're standing over a toilet, taking a piss, then you cough up phlegm and spit it into the toilet.

Damn, I was so sick, I took a mouth shit.

by JAC89 August 16, 2004

mouth shitting

1. Talking a lot, and saying nothing. More accurately, saying nothing of interest or importance. Often spoken by dullards, nobodies, and the insecure.

2. A bizzare digestive reversal, whereupon a person defecates orally. A shitty *turn* of events, excretorally speaking.

1. Somebody needs to tell Michael to stop mouth shitting about clothes I wear more than once.

2. Are you mouth shitting? That must taste terrible!

by Dr jebus PhD May 09, 2009

mouth shit

to puke or vomit many times in a projectile manner

damn that girl just mouth shat everywhere!
subway smells delicious but when you leave it smells like you mouth shit all over yourself.

by Cockasaurus rog June 02, 2009

Mouth Shit

When someone takes jokes from comedians, or jokes from popular television shows, and just say them aimlessly to try to get a cheap laugh.

Man that kid over there keeps quoting lame ass Dane Cook jokes, he keeps that up and all of Dane Cook's jokes will be mouth shit.

by agent orange69 May 18, 2009

mouth-shit

A synonym for vomit

"Man! I drank way too much last night! I was mouth-shitting all over the place!"

by Rambler12013 July 16, 2008

Shit Mouth

A person who eats shit.

Hey "shit mouth" how is your mom?

by Andrew November 24, 2003

Shit Mouth

A person who says foul things all the time. ie. as if shit were coming out of the person's mouth

Tell that "shit mouth" to stop saying bad things about me.

by Brian March 12, 2005