Mouse Crack

Mouse Crack is the dust that emits from a natural crack in a kangaroo rat that has spent too long in a sewer. This is quality stuff which leads various species (including humans) to go to far extents to obtain this legendary item. Gimme sum of dat mouse crack. Heya boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii u kno wut i wan so giveitomeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Go git ur own mouse crack, but this wons MIIIIIIIIIIIIINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U go git dis stuf from Moushek urself!

Jimmy Neutron wanted mouse crack so bad that he visited the kangaroo rat's sewer himself.

Mouse Crack by ApricotFoxx September 1, 2019

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crack mouse

It's the real or imaginable mouse that late night's steals your drug or only some of your money.

Hey J, I woke up and shit is missing, I know it's not you but either your crackhead girl stole this or it's another attack by the crack mouse!

crack mouse by Maskman1977 November 28, 2015

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Mouse Crack • crack mouse • moose cracker • Mouse • mouse-trap • Mouse Pad • mouse ears • mouse potato • Mouse-Girl • Mouse in the house

moose crackers

A term used to express extreme anger and distress in a situation where you cannot use common swear words. I use it often around the house.

child: Moose crackers! I stubbed my toe!
Mother: as long as he didn't swear...

moose crackers by Cowsgomoo212 April 11, 2010

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moose cracker

an epithet, generally spoken in anger/surprise at something going wrong

Son of a moose cracker, that stupid driver cut me off

moose cracker by moosecracker October 31, 2007

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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