mountain money
Kirsten and Melissa forgot the mountain money on their two-week hike into the wilderness. They never made that mistake again.
mountain money by Tuna Wanda June 5, 2005
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Mountain Money
The main "currency" carried when camping, hunting, or traveling to any remote location. Commonly mis-pronounced as 'toilet paper', mountain money is a vital part of any enjoyable outdoor vacation. (unless of course you enjoy fecal matter dripping out of your pants, and stinking like a turd)
Measured in rolls, one should always take at least two when going on any expedition.
Note: Paper towels are a poor and unexcuseable substitute for mountain money.
Measured in rolls, one should always take at least two when going on any expedition.
Note: Paper towels are a poor and unexcuseable substitute for mountain money.
Camping Scenario 1:
Jim: "Hey, you bring any toilet paper?"
Bob: "You mean mountain money?"
Jim: "Yeah, whatever, do you have any?"
Bob: "Sure, there is some in the back of the truck...don't forget the shovel."
Camping Scenario 2:
Jim: "Hey, you bring any toilet paper?"
Bob: "You mean mountain money?"
Jim: "Yeah, whatever, do you have any?"
Bob: "Oh shit! I forgot to bring some!"
Jim: "We're screwed."
Jim: "Hey, you bring any toilet paper?"
Bob: "You mean mountain money?"
Jim: "Yeah, whatever, do you have any?"
Bob: "Sure, there is some in the back of the truck...don't forget the shovel."
Camping Scenario 2:
Jim: "Hey, you bring any toilet paper?"
Bob: "You mean mountain money?"
Jim: "Yeah, whatever, do you have any?"
Bob: "Oh shit! I forgot to bring some!"
Jim: "We're screwed."
Mountain Money by Real NoName March 7, 2010
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mountain money
Toilet paper. Bumf. Bumfodder. Arse wipe.
You would know why if you were out in the mountains and didn't have any.
You would know why if you were out in the mountains and didn't have any.
mountain money by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005
Money Mountains
Ski resorts where the skiers and snowboarders have top of the line equipement but fall down on the bunny slope.
That money mountain is where all those people go who can't ski, once I saw one nut a tree when he was bombing down the bunny slope cause he couldn't turn. HAHA.
Money Mountains by ShoesRBad March 27, 2003
Money Mountains
Money Mountains by Anonymous March 27, 2003
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