Mountain Men 

The worst qualities of a mountain man are often associated with granola boyfriends. However, mountain men bring it to another level (get it bc mountains are high). They wear classic red flannel, cargo pants and combat boots. Their natural habitats are huts, ditches or even igloos. Favorite activities include hunting (w/o permits) and fishing because they really like their meat ;). Physical appearances often includes a man bun and long merlin beards. Also mistaken for lumberjacks. They're ready to drink whisky at anytime of the day with their best friend Balto (hunting dog b/c people such) by their side.

"mountain men ain't shit"

Mountain Men by lambrogreeniii//#ferrari May 19, 2020

The Itchy Mountain Men 

Teen bluegrass band currently taking the world by storm, centered in the San Francisco Bay Area. Bluegrass, funk, rock, blues, jazz, whatever we want because we truly are that cool. Snuffy, Stretch, String Bean, Sweet Pea, and Slick. We kill it every time.

Last night I got dropped LSD and went to the Itchy Mountain Men show. They rocked the house, as always!

The Itchy Mountain Men by satanta March 31, 2008

mountainman position 

When a girl has her back to a rockwall and the man is facing her and they are having sex

I was at this party and I got in the mountainman position with a hot chick

mountainman position by brazyon June 28, 2009

Mountainman 

An individual who is cute yet charming while knows how to be the life of the party at any dull moment. Some have been known to mistake the most interesting man in the world with the mountainman. If he punches you in the face you will have to fight off the strong urge to thank the mountainman and then move on with your day. Girls want to be with him and guys want to be him. if you get the rare chance to meet him i suggest you thank him for everything he has done he is the mountainman.

Girl - Are you jesus?

Mountainman - No sweetie i am the mountainman

Mountainman by I am the mountainman September 24, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004