A small shitty ass city/town located 45 minutes north of new york city. Although it is located in westchester, one of the wealthiest counties in the
united states, it is infested with mexicans and guatamalans. There are several
people and landmarks that one must see in order to fully appreciate and experience mount kisco. First, MK is the birthplace and home town of local legand SMITHHHHHHHHH. We also boast the notorious drinking spot of pride rock (over the fense, up the trail, around the water tower and over the hill) and lastly contain a stip of land of 2 miles, that proudly houses 5 and a half mexicans per
square foot, lexington ave. There are also several local eating establishments that should be noted. Applebees, located off the main strip is a local hangout for famous
rapper DMX, and work place of super awesome steve... GOT MUCHO? Mount Kisco is also a major drug arterie from the city, several drugs come in through the train system, most of which are snorted through the noses of
preppy john jay fucks.
Weed is the drug of choice in mount kisco, it is easier to obtain than a glass of tap water and mostly within the local's price range. Police in the area are mostly assholes because there is never much action other than a dead
mexican found in a lake every now and then. since they have to much free time, they get kicks out of fucking with teenagers and breaking up parties. Although Mount Kisco is neither an ideal place to grow up or live but whatever, ask anyone who lives there and they
will say "at least we aint no bedford crackers".
ps u dont know kisco unless u know the black dude with the eyepatch and
parrot
