Mounds Bar 

This act starts by rubbing coconut oil on a penis and a hand job. This is followed by chocolate syrup which is rubbed on to mix with the coconut oil. This is continued by giving a blow job. Once the man ejaculates, it is a tasty mixture of cum, chocolate, and coconut.

Dang baby, let me finish this meal off with a Mounds Bar.
I'm craving a sweet treat from you; can I have a Mounds Bar?

Mounds Bar by chickensmama May 10, 2014

Mounds Bar

A dark chocolate and coconut candy bar.

*plastic rustling noises*

You want half a mounds bar?

Who eats a mounds bar?

Well, I do.

So, you go into the candy store and you see the hundreds of different options and you choose a mounds bar?

Yes.

So, what is it that you like? The Cocnut? The Chocolate?

Yeah both those things.

So, how long have you been eating them?

Well, I've probably been having a mounds bar two to three times per day for the last 25 years.

Gee! No wonder you cant walk, you have total renal shutdown! Your kidneys are swimming in a pool of chocolate and coconut, here, give me that!

Mounds Bar by ArbysChickenSandwichesSuckAss December 2, 2025

Mounds Bar Day

Observed every year on September 29th, to celebrate that bar of sweetened, shredded coconut coated in dark chocolate that happens to exist.

It's September 29th again, Mounds Bar Day. Want half a Mounds Bar?

Mounds Bar Day by WaterTowerKid June 2, 2026