Mounds Bar

This act starts by rubbing coconut oil on a penis and a hand job. This is followed by chocolate syrup which is rubbed on to mix with the coconut oil. This is continued by giving a blow job. Once the man ejaculates, it is a tasty mixture of cum, chocolate, and coconut.

Dang baby, let me finish this meal off with a Mounds Bar.
I'm craving a sweet treat from you; can I have a Mounds Bar?

Mounds Bar by chickensmama May 10, 2014

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Mounds Bar

A dark chocolate and coconut candy bar.

*plastic rustling noises*

You want half a mounds bar?

Who eats a mounds bar?

Well, I do.

So, you go into the candy store and you see the hundreds of different options and you choose a mounds bar?

Yes.

So, what is it that you like? The Cocnut? The Chocolate?

Yeah both those things.

So, how long have you been eating them?

Well, I've probably been having a mounds bar two to three times per day for the last 25 years.

Gee! No wonder you cant walk, you have total renal shutdown! Your kidneys are swimming in a pool of chocolate and coconut, here, give me that!

Mounds Bar by ArbysChickenSandwichesSuckAss December 2, 2025

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Mounds Bar Day

Observed every year on September 29th, to celebrate that bar of sweetened, shredded coconut coated in dark chocolate that happens to exist.

It's September 29th again, Mounds Bar Day. Want half a Mounds Bar?

Mounds Bar Day by WaterTowerKid June 2, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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