Definitions by ArbysChickenSandwichesSuckAss
Mounds Bar
*plastic rustling noises*
You want half a mounds bar?
Who eats a mounds bar?
Well, I do.
So, you go into the candy store and you see the hundreds of different options and you choose a mounds bar?
Yes.
So, what is it that you like? The Cocnut? The Chocolate?
Yeah both those things.
So, how long have you been eating them?
Well, I've probably been having a mounds bar two to three times per day for the last 25 years.
Gee! No wonder you cant walk, you have total renal shutdown! Your kidneys are swimming in a pool of chocolate and coconut, here, give me that!
You want half a mounds bar?
Who eats a mounds bar?
Well, I do.
So, you go into the candy store and you see the hundreds of different options and you choose a mounds bar?
Yes.
So, what is it that you like? The Cocnut? The Chocolate?
Yeah both those things.
So, how long have you been eating them?
Well, I've probably been having a mounds bar two to three times per day for the last 25 years.
Gee! No wonder you cant walk, you have total renal shutdown! Your kidneys are swimming in a pool of chocolate and coconut, here, give me that!
Mounds Bar by ArbysChickenSandwichesSuckAss December 2, 2025
Lucky Jimmy
Lucky Jimmy by ArbysChickenSandwichesSuckAss November 23, 2025
Louisville
Ohioan: Hey, you wanna head over to Louisville (louis-ville) later?
Kentuckian: *proceeds to ridicule the ohioan, instead pronouncing louisville some convoluted other way, often adding or removing consonant and vowel sounds for no reason.*
Kentuckian: *proceeds to ridicule the ohioan, instead pronouncing louisville some convoluted other way, often adding or removing consonant and vowel sounds for no reason.*
Louisville by ArbysChickenSandwichesSuckAss November 9, 2025