motherfucked

To be severely fucked, used especially when describing the state of a device, piece of software, location, establishment, or a situation.

I think my laptop is motherfucked.

The IRCd: it's motherfucked.

This hotel is motherfucked. There's a dead hooker in the bathtub and I'm pretty sure I saw some bedbugs.

Spidy it's motherfucked.

by echicken June 13, 2011

motherfucked

To strongly curse someone for actions one finds unsatisfactory, inapropriate, or rude.

Rick motherfucked Dale for not doing the paperwork.

by Beard December 28, 2005

motherfucked

Much like the term fucked, this implies being screwed, in that shit is about to hit the fan for you. Motherfucked implies that the situation is far more grave.

"Oh man, Jimmy owes Johnny 400 bucks and isn't gonna pay it back"

"JIMMY IS MOTHERFUCKED"

by Virtue July 20, 2005

Motherfucked

When someone royally fucks you over or vice versa

1. Rick: "Johnnys ex-girlfriend not only knocked his bike over, but she cut both the tires!" Dale: "Damn! she sure motherfucked him!"

by Tefflon February 27, 2011

Motherfucked

It is one of two extremely crucial categories that EVERYONE will eventually take up residency...

A. The Motherfucker

Or,

B. The Motherfucked

**simple reminder**
If you must think about it... my magic 8 ball just told me~
YOU ARE THE MOTHERFUCKED.

Now that I just saved you a day of pondering and possibly whimpering about, you may want to hit up The Motherfuckers section and grab you some BIG BOY PANTS for a change!

There are two types of people in this world: The Motherfuckers and The Motherfucked.

by OklahomaAmazon81 January 29, 2019

motherfucked

V2 / V3 form of a verb which is in turn derived from the noun "motherfucker"

After that long meeting with endless technical issues, I felt completely motherfucked—there's no other way to describe how drained I was!

by Emotional Cruiser November 12, 2025

Motherfucked The Boss

This is when you hate your life because you hate your job. Typically this is a result of hating your boss and you often find that you rant and rave about how he should be dead or in jail. So what do you do? You secretly invite his mother to the office on Mother’s Day and sneak into his office and have the dirtiest sex imaginable. Fingers in the ass...everything. But then the job isn’t done. Once you send her on her way you shit in his pencil drawer at his desk. Big steamer.

Time to wrap up. Quietly tiptoe out of there and punch that time clock. You’ve accomplished all you’re getting done today.

“Hi, Deanna?” It’s Jim from the front desk. Listen your son can’t talk right now, he’s in a meeting. But Happy Mothers Day! Why don’t you come to the office.”

...then you proceed to step on her face while you bend her over the desk...

“That was amazing, why don’t you go clean up. I’ll be right there.”

Steer clear of the office for a little while boys. I just did us all a solid and Motherfucked The Boss . You mind punching me out? I need a cigarette.

by Larry and Rex and Benny February 4, 2020