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Mother Faker 

1) This phrase is another way of saying mother fucker.

2) Saying someone is a fake mother.

3) Another way of saying someone is faking somthing.
1)Oh you mother faker.

2)Shit you aint my mom you mother faker!

3)Son you a little mother faker.
Mother Faker by JRR [Slick] December 22, 2008

Fake Mother In Law 

A Fake Mother In Law is a person who for the sake of her relationship with her son or daughter, is a hypocrite with her daughter or son in law in all situations. This person will gossip and talk behind your back but in-front of her child is a saint.
She is such a Fake Mother In Law! I would never talk to her if it wasn't for my hubby.

Fake ass mother fucker 

A person who feigns interest in you as a friend, or potential lover, or even an associate. However, in reality they do things that’s counter-productive to it becoming anything but that.

Usually cancelling dates, or being one-sided, not contributing their share on outings, etc.
Gregory: Hey man, what’s going on today? Want to have some drinks tonight and maybe go on a stroll?

Thom: Sure, I’m down...what time do you have in mind?

Gregory (2 hours later): Sorry I had something come up, so I can’t join you tonight. Enjoy Chicago!

Thom: You fake ass mother fucker!!

Fake Ass Mother Fucker 

Fake ass mother fucker that acts like they you they friend but harbors ability to keep you at tap when you quickly respond to they messages and all they do is sleep

motherkaker 

Can be used as a euphemism for and rhymes with motherfucker. Based on an Yiddish word "kaker" - literally "a fart" as in "alter kaker" - "old fart".

A simple way to comply with FCC regulations without beeping, and still convey the message. Would be easily understood in New York and by people who understand such originally Yiddish words as putz, schlep, chutzpah, verklempt, etc.
"You little motherkaker" - can even be used addressing children.
"You motherkaker! how could you!"
motherkaker by mishagav July 3, 2009

Kenneth Cole motherfker 

A guy in his early 20s who is in an entry level white collar position. He earned his first paycheck and is hoping for a promotion. He shows up on Monday, with a new wardrobe from a discount store, thinking he’s the shit.
Check out Harold, he showin’ up like he some Kenneth Cole Motherfker! Musta got a promotion. I guess auto insurance doin’ right.
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