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Montasir 

Down to earth guy who appreciates everyone around him. He is very smart and sometimes cracks great jokes!
Teacher: Who's the most humble guy?
Class: Montasir!!
Montasir by brokestudent December 6, 2019
Related Words
Having an attractive, well-proportioned, and imposing appearance suggestive of health and strength; good-looking. Good or attractive appearance; handsome or beautiful.
Hey you look very Motasem
Motasem by Motasem Sager May 22, 2007

motasticate

To have sex with, or attempt to have sex with, a vegetable or fruit, often unsuccessfully.
"Frank motasticated the watermelon, but forgot to cut a hole."
motasticate by Brian January 20, 2005
Geek/netslang for Member Of The Appropriate Sex.
Most people who regularly use the term "MOTAS" are less than successful in their attempts to pick up a MOTAS.
MOTAS by steev October 5, 2005

David Motari 

A so-called "marine" from Hawaii who threw an innocent puppy off a cliff and video taped it while serving in Iraq. The video has been questioned on its authenticity. Real or fake, possessing the idea to even fake such a stunt is sick and disturbing.
David Motari is sick!
David Motari by mintkid09 March 6, 2008

metasimile 

A comparison you have made, usually followed by a variation of the word 'whatever' when you do not recall what the name of the literary device(s) you just used are.

Something said maybe not literally(1), maybe literally(2) which is literally(1(as references literally(2))) just as important when you want to make an important point. At this point, who cares whether it was a metaphor or a simile? What are you, a grammar troll? Let it go. Come out from under the bridge and stop correcting people all the time. There you go. Stand up straight and stretch until you can feel your lower back arch a little and a big percent of that stress goes *ahhhhh*. Like that. A 'metasimile' for 'Keep it Player' which some white guy may have mis-heard when someone said 'Keep it, Player' as someone tried to hand them something they didn't want to be in possesion of, whhich was why they accompanied the phrase with an gently upraised, palm-first 'no thank you' gesture.

Caution: metasimiles are prone to endless recursion which may provoke stack or heap overflow.

A metasimile is constrained in that it must always be an antisolecism, except as used in the example sentence.
"A metasimile should never be a solecism, unless you are Conan O'Brien."

Honestly? After that definition? me-ta-sim-i-le not meta-simile would be the most cross-domain way of saying 'metasimile' but you can pronounce it however you want. It's like 'SQL' that way, in that normally efficient people insist on not saying just 'See-kweel' like a normal person would after saying it more than 3 times, but instead say 'Ess Kwyoo(?) Ell' for decades? That was just a metasimile, or something.
metasimile by leftiger March 16, 2019