Mosses

A gigantic, fat, pile of lard

look at that mosses over there. I didn't know land whales lived here.

by LeeGarvin April 25, 2017

mosses brown

The sexual act of sticking your dick in a girls ass and smacking her with a bible.

i mosses browned her ass. Mother Fucker

by jack boone February 4, 2009

Francis Mosses

The hot milkman from the 2D horror game That’s Not My Neighbor. He lives in apartment F03-02

His descriptions include: long nose, thin chin, tired eyes, short hair, and wears a hat

Who’s your favorite character from that’s not my neighbor?
Francis Mosses!!!!

by BrainrotEdluca July 7, 2024

Malcom Moses

One who excels in preppy english and white history.
One who is also rejected by the black community cuz dat shit cray.

"Hey man, you heard that dude giving a briefing infront of a group? He sounded like a "Malcom Moses"

by cucuyo34 June 18, 2012

Mostestestest

Something that is more than most. More than mostest, too (because apparently that's in some dictionaries).

Maddy: I love you, Hannah.
Hannah: I love you too!
Maddy: I love you more!
Hannah: But, I love you most...
Maddy: I love you mostest, though.
Hannah: I LOVE YOU MOSTESTESTEST.

by iseethehorizon December 6, 2013

Reverse Moses

The sexual act of keeping your partners legs firmly together whilst you attempt penetration. Can also be used in the same vein post penetration and in many situations where instead of parting ones legs, you must keep them shut tightly together, thus its name.

My girlfriend made me Reverse Moses her last night, took 20 minutes to get the tip in, but damn was it worth it!

by SpectreGrimm August 28, 2019

Mexican Moses

A turd found floating in a lazy river at a Mexican resort.

"No otra vez," said Pablo as he grabbed the skimmer. "Not another Mexican Moses."

or

"Dios mio! Look out for that Mexican Moses!"

by Mia Mames McGillicutty November 12, 2011