mortals 

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We're all mortals

mortals by álfur December 23, 2018

Gorgeously beautiful and irresistible to a mortals eyes 

Rita

Rita is so Gorgeously beautiful and irresistible to a mortals eyes that I can’t resist not looking at her every time I pass her in school

Gorgeously beautiful and irresistible to a mortals eyes by Ritaslover69 September 19, 2022

Mortal Celery State 

1. A state of physical health in which the very act of wiping sweat from one's brow produces more sweat than was originally present.

2. When medical attention must seek you.

Did you hear about Bryan Palpers? He's entered the Mortal Celery State!

Mortal Celery State by chonboi January 21, 2009

Mortal Kombat 

A popular one-on-one fighting game developed in the USA first released on the arcade in the early 90's. One of the first games that featured digitized graphics and actors (now extinct form of graphics). Mortal Kombat was developed by Ed Boon and his partner John Tobias (later joined Ed). This game also featured excessive amounts of blood, gore, and violence. That scored serious controversy. When the game was going to be released on the home consoles, matters got worse. Feminists and liberals began to fight the game actively. Feminists blamed the game for violence towards women and liberals blamed the game for excessive violence being shown to children. A group called the Entertainment Software Ratings Board was then developed because of the violence. The founder, democrat senator Joseph Lieberman of Connecticut. Mortal Kombat was so popular, many sequels and spin offs were made. Distinctive characters include; Liu Kang (a shaolin monk with black hair who looks like Bruce Lee and practices martial arts), Sonya Blade (a military woman), Kano (a bald criminal with a cybernetic eye. He throws knives), Raiden (sometimes spelled Rayden, a thunder god), Johnny Cage (an actor who kicks and shoots green energy spheres from his arms), Scorpion (a yellow ninja who breathes fire and fires a spear from his hand), Sub-Zero (a blue warrior, who belongs to the Lin-Kuei with the ability to freeze his opponents), Shang-Tsung (a sorceror with the ability to morph into other characters), Goro (a four armed monster) and Reptile (a hidden Green warrior, one can fight him at the bottom of the pit. He mimics the moves of Scorpion and Sub-Zero. Later in the series, he gained his own moves), just to name a few.

(Scorpion impales Liu Kang with spear)
Scorpion: GET OVER HERE!!!
(Upper cuts Liu Kang)
Liu Kang: WAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
(Liu Kang flying kicks Scorpion, launching Scorpion backwards)

Mortal Kombat by rbxfromdashow August 24, 2004

Mortal Kombat 

Badass fighting video game with so much blood and guts it was almost banned from North America.

Joe Lieberman wanted to BAN Mortal Kombat.

Mortal Kombat by FoolishCat December 22, 2004

Mortal Masturbation March 

The female equivalent to Destroy Dick December.
Starting 12AM March, bust a squirt everyday until 12AM April 1. On March 1, squirt once, on the second, squirt twice, and on the third, squirt three times... etc.
No Finger February is a training for Mortal Masturbation March.

Are you ready for Mortal Masturbation March?
Hell ya

Mortal Masturbation March by creatorMortalMasturbationMarch November 13, 2018

mortalled 

completely blazed out of your mind drunk and/or high

I want to go out and get mortalled tonight.

mortalled by missscarlett October 24, 2008