mort

a person who is unnecessarily afraid of sharks; a shark-o-phobic.

Person 1: I heard Eliza is really afraid of sharks
Person 2: She is such a mort.

by felixjaved February 24, 2022

mort

an annoying/stupid person. Orginally used to describe a white person who fits the criteria.

Short for mormon. Used among black people to insult anybody.

used by black people because mormons are racists sons of bitches. anyone can use it though.

"Did you hear what he just said?!?"
"Yeah, fuckin Mort"
"psh.... mormon"

by gunshot213 November 26, 2007

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A friend who 1) tells you there are hot chicks at a party (and he actually thinks they are hot) but in fact they are fuglies or 2) a friend who proclaims there will be tons of girls at his party and there are not many at all. (Ironically, his mortness might still be revealed when the few girls that are there actually weigh a few tons)

Holy shit Randy, you said there were going to be a bunch of dimes here but there are only fuglies and blanca-looking femmes. Your such a fucking mort!

by J-Dolla May 7, 2006

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word used to describe girls only just above the legal age of sexual consent whose promiscuity is evident from the way they dress, act and carry themselves in public. Boys will use this word to display their desire for a sexual encounter with such a female.

tonight im gonna go find me a dirty little mort to take home

by Mort Hunter May 13, 2011

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1. (noun) A degenerate; one who is unproductive, lazy
2. (noun) An individual with a lack of intelligence.
3. (adj) defeated, lifeless, usually as a result of dire circumstances.

1. Did you get your OSSD yet, or are you still a mort?

2. That mort can't even spell his name.

3. (a) That guy sniffed lines until he was all mort.
(b) He lives all mort by himself, in a shithole apartment.

by Rich6 May 27, 2005

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