Member of an exclusive friendship group which is renowned for drinkin loads, doin criminal damage, pissin people off who dont matter, and nobbin random slags.
Mort 1: S'apnin
Mort 2: F'kin chillin innit, just fuckin chinned some car into another car by openin the door and takin the handbrake off and it rolled down the fuckin hill
Mort 1: Sound. Do u reckon the guy who owns the car will be fussed?
Mort 2: Dont give a fuck. He's a goof.
Mort 2: F'kin chillin innit, just fuckin chinned some car into another car by openin the door and takin the handbrake off and it rolled down the fuckin hill
Mort 1: Sound. Do u reckon the guy who owns the car will be fussed?
Mort 2: Dont give a fuck. He's a goof.
by Sketcher mort January 16, 2011
Anything used to describe someone who lacks sense of life, looks dumbfounded, and has only a limited ability to learn and understand. Often excluded from society.
by Kenzington the 1st March 29, 2011
Juniors right hand guy, his assistant and trusted partner who likes feet.
King junior and willy (mort) are a duo even though mort is the brains on 99% of their activities and projects, whereas king junior is the face and just there to show off.
Aka “willybone” or wendy.
Little boy who’s junior Grimes’ professional associate
King junior and willy (mort) are a duo even though mort is the brains on 99% of their activities and projects, whereas king junior is the face and just there to show off.
Aka “willybone” or wendy.
Little boy who’s junior Grimes’ professional associate
by Condom creators October 18, 2021
Right hand assistant of junior the forbidden one. Perhaps the smartest and most logical ally junior grimes could ever have. The Alfred to Batman if you will since juniors technically a villain.
Willybone weiner aka “mort” or “wendybone” is juniors trusted partner whom operates most of juniors equipment and camera work as well as the creative consultant for MOST PROJECTS that they work on. For people. No one goes to the beak except through junior.
Well, no story goes to the printer except though Willy (willybone)
Friend of poachy smalls as well, but works exclusively creative wise with J grimes. Also independent at times. (YouTuber, etc)
Willybone, also seen in the batman jr grimes comic book as yet again juniors assistant and ally.
Wendybone likes feet and king junior has to keep his shoes on.
Willybone weiner aka “mort” or “wendybone” is juniors trusted partner whom operates most of juniors equipment and camera work as well as the creative consultant for MOST PROJECTS that they work on. For people. No one goes to the beak except through junior.
Well, no story goes to the printer except though Willy (willybone)
Friend of poachy smalls as well, but works exclusively creative wise with J grimes. Also independent at times. (YouTuber, etc)
Willybone, also seen in the batman jr grimes comic book as yet again juniors assistant and ally.
Wendybone likes feet and king junior has to keep his shoes on.
Willybone: boss if your gonna make those web shooters you need the chemicals first
King junior: oh, so order them!
Willybone: ugh, *proceeds to order chemicals*
King junior: well ? Are they here yet ?
Willybone: I barely ordered, they haven’t even shipped yet
King junior: aaugh! It’ll take forever I need those web shooters ASAP
willybone: your not the brightest bulb in the bunch are you?
King junior: enough! Tickle my feet
Willybone: ooh feet! I’ll get the marker!
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Willybone (mort) is junior grimes’ partner and assistant, his most important ally
King junior: oh, so order them!
Willybone: ugh, *proceeds to order chemicals*
King junior: well ? Are they here yet ?
Willybone: I barely ordered, they haven’t even shipped yet
King junior: aaugh! It’ll take forever I need those web shooters ASAP
willybone: your not the brightest bulb in the bunch are you?
King junior: enough! Tickle my feet
Willybone: ooh feet! I’ll get the marker!
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Willybone (mort) is junior grimes’ partner and assistant, his most important ally
by Wtf even is a username??! December 3, 2021
Junior’s executive partner, bodyguard, right hand assistant and creative consultant.
Pretty much mort, likes feet and loyal to king junior (mr J)
Mort (willybone) keeps junior’s projects and ideas safe and without him junior would probably be hopelessly lost
Pretty much mort, likes feet and loyal to king junior (mr J)
Mort (willybone) keeps junior’s projects and ideas safe and without him junior would probably be hopelessly lost
mort (willybone) is famous for his liking to feet
Tv: tonight we’re discussing foot fetish——
Mort (willybone): did someone say FEET!!!!!!
mort (willybone) *gets overly excited* GIMME GIMME THE FEET!!!!!!!
king junior: mort!!!! *ugh* *gets feet grabbed by mort (willybone)
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Mort (willybone) is junior’s personal assistant/partner and occasionally solo Fortniter/Minecrafter
Mort (willybone)
Tv: tonight we’re discussing foot fetish——
Mort (willybone): did someone say FEET!!!!!!
mort (willybone) *gets overly excited* GIMME GIMME THE FEET!!!!!!!
king junior: mort!!!! *ugh* *gets feet grabbed by mort (willybone)
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Mort (willybone) is junior’s personal assistant/partner and occasionally solo Fortniter/Minecrafter
Mort (willybone)
by Makenbaconshakin March 5, 2022
Junior’s executive partner, bodyguard, right when assistant and creative consultant.
Pretty much mort, likes feet and loyal to king junior (mr J)
Mort (willybone) keeps junior’s projects and ideas safe and without him junior would probably be hopelessly lost
Pretty much mort, likes feet and loyal to king junior (mr J)
Mort (willybone) keeps junior’s projects and ideas safe and without him junior would probably be hopelessly lost
mort (willybone) is famous for his liking to feet
Tv: tonight we’re discussing foot fetish——
Mort (willybone): did someone say FEET!!!!!!
mort (willybone) *gets overly excited* GIMME GIMME THE FEET!!!!!!!
king junior: mort!!!! *ugh* *gets feet grabbed by mort (willybone)
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Mort (willybone) is junior’s personal assistant/partner and occasionally solo Fortniter/Minecrafter
Mort (willybone)
Tv: tonight we’re discussing foot fetish——
Mort (willybone): did someone say FEET!!!!!!
mort (willybone) *gets overly excited* GIMME GIMME THE FEET!!!!!!!
king junior: mort!!!! *ugh* *gets feet grabbed by mort (willybone)
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Mort (willybone) is junior’s personal assistant/partner and occasionally solo Fortniter/Minecrafter
Mort (willybone)
by Makenbaconshakin March 1, 2022
The Guitarist for the band Endlose Schmerz, ex rhythm guitarist for Grunge Army, which later became Crossdeprivation. He is now trying to create a death/gothic metal band with his girlfriend in which he will either do death growls or lead guitars. Morte is a bloody badass and will rip you to shreds.
by soixinre chappiene August 17, 2007