morts

sassy girl that always has something smart to say to everything. very loud and sometimes the volume of her voice can annoy people, particularly bar staff. She likes to win trifectas.

She didn't stop talking the whole time. She's such a morts

by mcdarcington January 6, 2010

morte

1> death or to cause death
2> elite cs player

by admin January 6, 2003

mort

A man who is completely without spine in the sense that he is a complete doormat. Also known as a doormort.

Mort you have no spine!

by Toam August 14, 2006

morts

an excellent cubby builder and accomplished sangria mixologist

also can be an undercover investigative journalist

the cubby had an excellent structure thanks to the morts.

by mcdarcington January 6, 2010

mort

A mort is an unusually big vagina wart, also know as a pussy pimple.

Yo, I was fuckin' that girl Nefertitti until i saw that ugly ass mort

by jackald April 15, 2006

mort

that morning fart that happens after you leave the residence of some chick. you have to hold in your gas all night, but when you leave that next morning on the walk of shame, you can let that mort rip in relief. it usually is much longer and louder than the average fart.

yo, that loud mort was 10 hours in the making.

by D Turbo December 22, 2005

Morte

Morte is an irc addict.

OMG that dude is like 24/7 on irc. He is really a Morte

by tom January 3, 2004