morning cheese 

Used to describe the phenomena of "stank dick", when said "stank dick" is accompanied by a post coitus layer of dried smegma and is left to ferment until morning.

I woke up with some serious morning cheese baby. Let's go take a shower.

morning cheese by Dr. Rog November 12, 2015

Morning cheese 

When you wake up and your balls smell like mold like moldy cheese

I has a dream where I was sucking toes and her whole foot was about to go in my mouth, but then i woke up and I had morning cheese

Morning cheese by Swolman09 December 31, 2017