A morning where you wake up and a drunk person has been posting to Facebook all night, and you have about 15 notifications about it for no apparent reason.
When two intimate partners start their days with some fun loving. One will deficate on the stomach of their significant other and the two will proceed to tightly snuggle for at least a few minutes.
In some circumstances the pair may also spoon with the poop being on the back of the teaspoon or stomach of the tablespoon.