Mormon/LDS stitistics 

everyone seems to be getting them wrong so here the record straight. these are the statictics as of apiral 2011

Worldwide Church Statistics

Membership 14,131,467

Missions 340

Missionaries 52,483

Missionary Training Centers 15

Temples (current 2011 number) 134

Congregations 28,660

Universities and Colleges 4

Seminary Students Enrollment 369,373

Institute Students Enrollment 348,111

Family History Centers 4,648

Countries with Family History Centers 127

Countries Receiving Humanitarian Aid Since 1985 178

Value of Humanitarian Assistance Since 1985 $1.3 Billions

Welfare Service Missionaries
(Including Humanitarian Service Missionaries) 8,583

Languages Church Materials Available 166

LDS Worldwide Statistics (Selected Countries):

Country Percent LDS Country Number of LDS

Tonga 46.0% USA 5,503,192

Samoa 36.0% Mexico 980,053

American Samoa 24.1% Brazil 897,091

Niue 12.0% Chile 534,754

Kiribati 10.7% Philippines 537,014

Tahiti 7.8% Peru 402,230

Cook Islands 8.3% Argentina 339,929

Marshall Islands 7.0% United Kingdom 180,095

Chile 3.3% Guatemala 196,777

Palau 2.1% Canada 166,442

USA 1.9%

Uruguay 2.5%

New Zealand 2.35%

Guatemala 1.34%

Honduras 1.6%

Bolivia 1.6%

Ecuador 1.2%

Peru 1.4%

Belize 1.0%

so yeah hope this clears some of the air that most LDS do not live in Utah.

Mormon/LDS stitistics

Mormon/LDS stitistics by rinnua July 5, 2011

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016