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Fort Morgan Colorado

Oh no kids we driving thru Fort Morgan Colorado cover ur noses

Captain Morgan Crunch 

Captain Crunch + Captain Morgan(as milk)
i.e. "The best way to start your morgen"
Captain Morgan Crunch: It's like a party in my mouth and everyone vomited.

GayP Morgan Chase

The largest bank in the U.S. run by the mafia and some greedy Harvard jew to help the rich fuck over the poor
I opened a new savings account with GayP Morgan Chase!

Congrats, you're now a thousand dollars poorer.
GayP Morgan Chase by D Flawless September 21, 2020

Morgan Cisneros 

A sincere guy who is there for you at all times. He is fun to be around and makes most situations more fun. He's a mama's boy at heart. He is 7% African, meaning he has a large penis to please the ladies with. All black loving white girls melt for him. Nicknames include Donkey Dick, Donkey D, Morgasm, Mogannnn, and Shormgisborg.

Donkey Dick
One Guy: Dude why is that girl all over you?

Other Guy: Because my dick is equivalent to Morgan Cisneros'.
Morgan Cisneros by gato65 October 3, 2011

Morgan City, Louisiana 

A beautiful, awesometastic place where the people are kind, careing and giving! The food is yummy! The culture is true! A wonderful place to be!

The home of the Shrimp & Petroleum Festival!
I can't wait for Labor Day! We gonna party it up at the Shrimp & Petroleum Festival drinkin some Hurricanes in "Morgan City, Louisiana"!

Morgan Chambers 

A human who is a gay furry emo weeb.
This specimen is also known as a BOOMER.
This human is known to inflict harm on him self and others.

This creature is very easily angered when you call him one of the 4 words above (gay, furry, emo or weeb).
Child: Morgan Chambers is a furry.
Morgan: *Beats child*
Child: *dies*
Morgan Chambers by Keiran B November 11, 2019