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Fort Morgan Colorado

Oh no kids we driving thru Fort Morgan Colorado cover ur noses

Captain Morgan Crunch 

Captain Crunch + Captain Morgan(as milk)
i.e. "The best way to start your morgen"
Captain Morgan Crunch: It's like a party in my mouth and everyone vomited.

GayP Morgan Chase

The largest bank in the U.S. run by the mafia and some greedy Harvard jew to help the rich fuck over the poor
I opened a new savings account with GayP Morgan Chase!

Congrats, you're now a thousand dollars poorer.
GayP Morgan Chase by D Flawless September 21, 2020

Morgan Cisneros 

A sincere guy who is there for you at all times. He is fun to be around and makes most situations more fun. He's a mama's boy at heart. He is 7% African, meaning he has a large penis to please the ladies with. All black loving white girls melt for him. Nicknames include Donkey Dick, Donkey D, Morgasm, Mogannnn, and Shormgisborg.

Donkey Dick
One Guy: Dude why is that girl all over you?

Other Guy: Because my dick is equivalent to Morgan Cisneros'.
Morgan Cisneros by gato65 October 3, 2011

Morgan City, Louisiana 

A beautiful, awesometastic place where the people are kind, careing and giving! The food is yummy! The culture is true! A wonderful place to be!

The home of the Shrimp & Petroleum Festival!
I can't wait for Labor Day! We gonna party it up at the Shrimp & Petroleum Festival drinkin some Hurricanes in "Morgan City, Louisiana"!

Morgan Chambers 

A human who is a gay furry emo weeb.
This specimen is also known as a BOOMER.
This human is known to inflict harm on him self and others.

This creature is very easily angered when you call him one of the 4 words above (gay, furry, emo or weeb).
Child: Morgan Chambers is a furry.
Morgan: *Beats child*
Child: *dies*
Morgan Chambers by Keiran B November 11, 2019
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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