Morbection 

The massive throbbing erection you get when you see Morbius morb all over the place.

“Is there a snake in your pants or are you happy to see me?”

“Sorry, I just saw Morbius and it gave me a huge Morbection.”

Morbection by ItsSeamoose June 5, 2022

momection 

An erection caused by your friends mom or, if it sadly be true, your own mother.

Paul: "Dude Sam's mom totally gave me a momection when she walked in last night."

Steve: "Paul, that was your mom."

Paul: "Oh shit"

momection by Doctor Dangerous 36 June 10, 2011

Merection 

Japanese dirty word combining the word 目 meaning eye , pronounced Me and the word erection.

Signifies a person who is looking at someone too insistently in a creepy way

I went on a date with that guy but his merection was way too obvious, it was scary.

Merection by Shimoneta September 1, 2023

McRection 

McRection, You get a McRection when you see a Hot Girl at the Counter of a Mcdonalds

Hey Joey, That girl just gave me a McRection

McRection by McLover December 29, 2007

Merection 

When you give yourself an erection, with no help, no porn just all by yourself.

I looked in the mirror and gave myself a merection...

Merection by MajinNic February 3, 2010

Morphectionist 

A morphing perfectionist, like a power ranger who is a perfectionist.

you dont have to be such a basty morphectionist.

Morphectionist by Basty Biatch September 23, 2020

morphectionist 

a morphing perfectionist, like a power ranger perfectionist

dont be such a basty morphectionist

morphectionist by Basty Biatch September 23, 2020