Morbection

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The massive throbbing erection you get when you see Morbius morb all over the place.

“Is there a snake in your pants or are you happy to see me?”

“Sorry, I just saw Morbius and it gave me a huge Morbection.”

Morbection by ItsSeamoose June 5, 2022

Words you can keep

momection

An erection caused by your friends mom or, if it sadly be true, your own mother.

Paul: "Dude Sam's mom totally gave me a momection when she walked in last night."

Steve: "Paul, that was your mom."

Paul: "Oh shit"

momection by Doctor Dangerous 36 June 10, 2011

Related Words

Morbection • Merection • Morphectionist • McRection • momection • Mov-rection

Merection

Japanese dirty word combining the word 目 meaning eye , pronounced Me and the word erection.

Signifies a person who is looking at someone too insistently in a creepy way

I went on a date with that guy but his merection was way too obvious, it was scary.

Merection by Shimoneta September 1, 2023

McRection

McRection, You get a McRection when you see a Hot Girl at the Counter of a Mcdonalds

Hey Joey, That girl just gave me a McRection

McRection by McLover December 29, 2007

Merection

When you give yourself an erection, with no help, no porn just all by yourself.

I looked in the mirror and gave myself a merection...

Merection by MajinNic February 3, 2010

Morphectionist

A morphing perfectionist, like a power ranger who is a perfectionist.

you dont have to be such a basty morphectionist.

Morphectionist by Basty Biatch September 23, 2020

morphectionist

a morphing perfectionist, like a power ranger perfectionist

dont be such a basty morphectionist

morphectionist by Basty Biatch September 23, 2020

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026