While intoxicated, you proceed to eat out a girl. You then vomit in said vagina. After emptying the contents of your stomach in her vagina, you then have sex with her. The resulting effect is like that of a mop in a mop bucket. Think of sloshing a mop in a bucket of dirty water.
"Dude, so we were so drunk last night, while I was going down on her, I puked right in her without her knowing. I then totally mop bucket-ed her and she didn't even know it!"
by Josh the Janitor March 23, 2010
When a man with a large, unkempt beard performs oral sex on a wet and ready woman laying on the floor. The popularity of this position is highly seasonal, peaking during the month of November.
by greysneakthief August 15, 2020
Daft cunt, idiot, Some one who's always fuckin' up getting things wrong or mixed up. This person will often be funny and most probibly liked - one of the lads.
He's a proper 'Mop Bucket' when he's pissed. or , for example, when somebody spills the last of the ale will often be followed by "What a fuckin' mop bucket!"
by Klausey September 14, 2009
by Pussypounder126498113 March 24, 2014
Morgan: thoes five dudes at that party last night all came in my mouth
Allison: awesome you were mop bucket!
Allison: awesome you were mop bucket!
by Nerdytits April 25, 2015
The Mop Bucket Dump is one of the most heinous of all acts of defecation. The anal sphincter opens to allow a virtual geyser of liquid feces to explode from the rectum and oring. The explosive force, sound, smell and the look of a Mop Bucket Dump achieves its notoriety from the that is looks no different than if a Janitor had emptied his or her filthy, used, dirty mop bucket water out into the toilet. Pure liquid dirt. You cannot tell the difference between the Mop Bucket Dump and a dumped mop bucket.
The Mop Bucket Dump is typically the result of poor dietary choices but may also be a result of food poisoning or other gastrointestinal conditions.
The Mop Bucket Dump is typically the result of poor dietary choices but may also be a result of food poisoning or other gastrointestinal conditions.
Steven thoroughly enjoyed his entrée of fresh, Norwegian prawns although he thought that they might have been a little off and rancid due to the smell and tangy after taste. About an hour later, he found his ass plastered to the toilet and arms gripping the handrails as he blew a wet, steamy, dirty, brown Mop Bucket Dump. As the sweat dripped from his brow, he realized that the prawns were in fact off.
by Eaton Holgoode January 19, 2015
A group act of defiance perpetrated by disgruntled employees, students or other activists that results in urine, rather than cleaning agent, to be unwittingly distributed on the floor of a relatively small, enclosed space; given sufficient time, the now ripened piss causes the air to become unbreathable, the facility itself rendered temporarily toxic.
We're all in this together; EVERYONE, even you ladies, gotta step-up and piss in the mop bucket! Now's our chance to get some payback!
by YAWA August 27, 2017