Moose Fuck

To move something forcefully, generally with a pelvic thrusting motion and grunting sound effects.

I moose fucked my dresser dresser from one side of the room to the other.

I helped Nick moose fuck his desk across the room.

by sarcasticjew March 9, 2011

flying moose-fuck

Saying you don't care about something. Saying something is meaningless.

I don't give a flying moose-fuck if Sally comes along. She could drop dead today and I wouldn't notice.

by Mister Decent June 29, 2011

Moose fuck

Where you fuck someone’s face so hard it gets morphed into the shape of a moose head, and then you cum so hard it shoots out there a lil land crystallizes into antlers

“I moose fucked sara so hard”

by PuppyThatNuts May 9, 2025