Moose Fuck 

To move something forcefully, generally with a pelvic thrusting motion and grunting sound effects.

I moose fucked my dresser dresser from one side of the room to the other.

I helped Nick moose fuck his desk across the room.

Moose Fuck by sarcasticjew March 9, 2011

Moose fuck 

Where you fuck someone’s face so hard it gets morphed into the shape of a moose head, and then you cum so hard it shoots out there a lil land crystallizes into antlers

“I moose fucked sara so hard”

Moose fuck by PuppyThatNuts May 9, 2025

flying moose-fuck 

Saying you don't care about something. Saying something is meaningless.

I don't give a flying moose-fuck if Sally comes along. She could drop dead today and I wouldn't notice.

flying moose-fuck by Mister Decent June 29, 2011

Fuck A Moose 

Used as an exclamation!

Instead of
"Oh crap I forgot to feed my grandma"
It would be
"Aww fuck a moose! I forgot to feed my grandma!"

This term can also be found in Pretty Little Liars books

Fuck A Moose by nothankyoumakeitgoaway February 4, 2009

mouse fuck 

Through ignorance or incompetance, putting your job on someone else's shoulders.

Dude, I just got a call from someone who was talking to Mr. X, and he didn't fix the problem. Now they're bugging me about it. He mousefucked me on this one.

mouse fuck by El Duce February 23, 2004

moose fucker 

keith

keith

moose fucker by Lexy October 24, 2003

Moose Fucker 

A slur referring to Canadians. It finds its origin in the common practice of the same name in northern Canada. Canadians living by themselves in cabins in the frozen north often grow very lonely during the long winter months. These Canadians then spread their food scraps outside of their cabin. Moose (and other animals) are attracted by the smell of this food, and the Kanuk then proceeds to mount said Moose, often pleasuring himself hundreds of times with the same moose until springtime!

American: Man, Keith is such a moose fucker! I know cabin fever can get bad, but why doesn't he just polish off some alcohol instead?

Canadian: Well, he's originally from Georgia, so he only drinks Southern Comfort. But a Moose's bunghole offers just as much comfort!

Moose Fucker by John Christian December 26, 2008