I moose fucked my dresser dresser from one side of the room to the other.
I helped Nick moose fuck his desk across the room.
I helped Nick moose fuck his desk across the room.
by sarcasticjew March 09, 2011

I don't give a flying moose-fuck if Sally comes along. She could drop dead today and I wouldn't notice.
by Mister Decent June 29, 2011

Where you fuck someone’s face so hard it gets morphed into the shape of a moose head, and then you cum so hard it shoots out there a lil land crystallizes into antlers
by PuppyThatNuts May 09, 2025
