Moose Ass

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Moose ass is when you shit in your underwear and dont wipe well, then a day later you cant walk right

Jimmy shit his pants and didnt wipe well, the next day he couldn't walk correctly he suffers from moose ass

Moose Ass by The Mad Hattter May 22, 2010

Words you can keep

moose ass

linglinger hitting it from the back while her titties sag

moose ass handing out papers like she tryna get a raise

moose ass by lil gergs February 12, 2024

Moose's Ass

an excessive amount of pubic hair on a female, over-abundant amounts, copious amounts, prolific amounts, too much to be healthy

Her Moose's ass was as damp as a bog

Moose's Ass by E.S.W. December 13, 2006

mickey mouse dat ass

The act of sticking your thumb in her ass making her make that “huh ohhh” sound

Keisha ass was too fat had to Mickey Mouse dat ass

mickey mouse dat ass by Nomadic asshole October 7, 2020

ass mouse

VERB: To persist in frequent and demanding follow-up, as frequently with software project management, and in such a way as to create acute and gnawing pain in the ass. Not as insistent as badgering.

I will ass mouse you until you can't take it any more and do what you said you were going to do.

ass mouse by leschaps June 15, 2009

ass mouse

A prototype yo-yo once used as entertainment during the civil war, but now donated to most poor as hell schools in the united states.

"Dude1: Hurry your slow ass up! Click that link! You can win the game!"

Dude2: Shut the hell up, i can't do anything with this ass mouse!!"

ass mouse by Guitartang December 19, 2008

Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay

I don't really know to be honest

Did you see that one porno called Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay?

No Kyle, what the fuck man!?

Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay by kinky shit enthusiast January 16, 2022

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026