Moose Ass

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Moose ass is when you shit in your underwear and dont wipe well, then a day later you cant walk right

Jimmy shit his pants and didnt wipe well, the next day he couldn't walk correctly he suffers from moose ass

Moose Ass by The Mad Hattter May 22, 2010

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moose ass

linglinger hitting it from the back while her titties sag

moose ass handing out papers like she tryna get a raise

moose ass by lil gergs February 12, 2024

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Moose's Ass

an excessive amount of pubic hair on a female, over-abundant amounts, copious amounts, prolific amounts, too much to be healthy

Her Moose's ass was as damp as a bog

Moose's Ass by E.S.W. December 13, 2006

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mickey mouse dat ass

The act of sticking your thumb in her ass making her make that “huh ohhh” sound

Keisha ass was too fat had to Mickey Mouse dat ass

mickey mouse dat ass by Nomadic asshole October 7, 2020

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ass mouse

VERB: To persist in frequent and demanding follow-up, as frequently with software project management, and in such a way as to create acute and gnawing pain in the ass. Not as insistent as badgering.

I will ass mouse you until you can't take it any more and do what you said you were going to do.

ass mouse by leschaps June 15, 2009

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ass mouse

A prototype yo-yo once used as entertainment during the civil war, but now donated to most poor as hell schools in the united states.

"Dude1: Hurry your slow ass up! Click that link! You can win the game!"

Dude2: Shut the hell up, i can't do anything with this ass mouse!!"

ass mouse by Guitartang December 19, 2008

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Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay

I don't really know to be honest

Did you see that one porno called Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay?

No Kyle, what the fuck man!?

Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay by kinky shit enthusiast January 16, 2022

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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