Mooreidous

A possibly fatal disease in which you can't stop smiling but on the inside you're totally pissed. Can be caused by:

Total asshole teachers who are PMSing
Other infected patients
Watching turtles do it for hours on end

Jacob"Don't get near me."
Sean"Why?"
Jacob"That math lesson gave me mooreidous."
Sean"Holy shit. GET TO THE QUARANTINE."

by JacobDinkelmanSucksAss November 4, 2016

Moorehoused

To dispose of your/your buddies drugs in a dumpster out of shear paranoia.

1. Dude, WTF, you Moorehoused my bag?

2. I got scared outside the concert, i had to Moorehouse it.

3. Where did you Moorehouse my drugs, i gotta go get them back.

4. Why didn't you just eat them, you didnt have to go and Moorehouse it...

by SHAK1 September 26, 2012