Mooncup 

A re-usable alternative to a tampon. Small rubber cup that you stick up your floo to catch the jammy waste.

"Look mum, I've bought this new Mooncup and look how much womb it can hold"

or

"Do excuse me officer, I must go empty my Mooncup"

Not to be confused with buttercup. If you hold a Mooncup under your chin and it glows red it does not mean you like jam!!!

Disaster! Shit, I've flushed my Mooncup away!

www.mooncup.co.uk

Mooncup by Rosie and Ben October 1, 2006

mooncup 

Something you put 'up there' to catch all the 'stuff'. It's like a plastic tampon, but you can't squeeze it out to flavour your food.

"Does Helen ever get blood on her shoes?"
"Don't be stupid, she always wears her mooncup!"

mooncup by Chris Taylor January 16, 2004

moon cup 

The Mooncup is a reusable menstrual cup around two inches long and made from soft silicone rubber. It is worn internally like a tampon but collects menstrual fluid rather than absorbing. Unlike tampons the Mooncup is not a disposable product, so you only need to buy one.
The Mooncup will hold 30ml of fluid, which is roughly one third of the average total produced each period. A light seal is formed with your vaginal walls allowing your menstrual fluid to pass into the Mooncup without leakage or odour. You will probably find that you need to empty your Mooncup less frequently than you currently replace towels or tampons.

"Do you know what a moon cup is?"
--"well i could pretend,and say yes,but no...no i dont"
"Its a menstrual cup."
--"excuse me?"
"It Stores,rather than absorbs"
--"haha,we can insult the boys and they wont get it,HAHA YOU FUCKING MOONCUP!"

(boys like.... O_o ) Scurvy and ceccil x x

moon cup by _Scurvy_ October 10, 2007

mooncunt 

weird trippy ass bitch who fucks around

A:Man, I just screwed Chelsea last night!

B:Dude, that bitch is a mooncunt! She's weird as fuck and a total whore, why dude, why?

mooncunt by mike 231 July 29, 2009

Mooncupping 

When sisters of the fragrant flower (BFF's) celebrate their monthly curses by downing the contents of their mooncups.

Lizzy: "I can't wait until next weekend so we can finally celebrate our rags!"

Sarah: "Yea, I totally love Mooncupping. It's like soup; a meal in itself"

Mooncupping by Hamsword September 1, 2011

Moonception 

Moonception is a scientific term for a moon orbiting another moon

There isn't really an example to give for moonception

Moonception by Earth master October 15, 2017

mooncubba 

A large tall asian who is also australian with huge calfs and a very small brain. He loves a kid kalled jackson but always beats him too hard in many different ways

that guy over there is a mooncubba!

mooncubba by Jackson the poopy head August 1, 2022