A female with a size of breast from size D onwards only. They must be perfectly rounded and generaly symmetrical. The female must be pale/white in skin colour to make sense of the 'moon' comparison.
male1: 'check her out man, those are pretty big!'
male2: 'yeah I see but see the friend? those my amigo are Moon boobs'
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'