Moon Dick

Moon Dick

-Adjective / Noun

To be in a state of mind that is effected by the polarity of the moon and makes one crave or desire an erect penis (Phallus) or become turned on by the thought of arousing an erect penis.

"Cindy has some serious Moon Dick. Look at her on the prowl for cock."

"I don't know what has come over me, I have Moon Dick."

by marzi_pan March 02, 2011

Moon Dick

A phallis plagued with deep craters from impacts with excessively abrasive vaginals. Also used as a derogitory term in Wisconsin.

Kyle: Boy, that was rough last night. I think I have moon dick.
Taylor: Why are you telling me?

by The Decafe Coffey February 21, 2009

Moon Dicking

The act of camping or playing stupidly while playing first person shooters.

I just got downed in the back, they’re moon dicking pretty hard back there.

by Obiggiebigo November 05, 2021

Moon Dick

The act of sexual intimacy.

Hey babe, can I have moon dick tonight?

by pickles are yummy August 22, 2024

Preston Moon's dick

The best dick in all of the land.

Thank God I left my boyfriend. Now I can enjoy Preston Moon's dick.

by Ugyfubuh March 03, 2024