Moon Dick 

Moon Dick

-Adjective / Noun

To be in a state of mind that is effected by the polarity of the moon and makes one crave or desire an erect penis (Phallus) or become turned on by the thought of arousing an erect penis.

"Cindy has some serious Moon Dick. Look at her on the prowl for cock."

"I don't know what has come over me, I have Moon Dick."

Moon Dick by marzi_pan March 2, 2011

Moon Dick 

A phallis plagued with deep craters from impacts with excessively abrasive vaginals. Also used as a derogitory term in Wisconsin.

Kyle: Boy, that was rough last night. I think I have moon dick.
Taylor: Why are you telling me?

Moon Dick by The Decafe Coffey February 21, 2009

Moon Dick 

The act of sexual intimacy.

Hey babe, can I have moon dick tonight?

Moon Dick by pickles are yummy August 22, 2024

Preston Moon's dick 

The best dick in all of the land.

Thank God I left my boyfriend. Now I can enjoy Preston Moon's dick.

Preston Moon's dick by Ugyfubuh March 3, 2024

Suck your dad's dick on the Moon 

To care so little about someone's opinion that you are willing to expend an extreme amount of effort to show how little their opinion matters to you

"You think I give a shit what he thinks? I'll suck your dad's dick on the Moon!"

"As if it weren't clear enough how little James thought of his critics, he proceeded to suck their dad's dicks on the Moon."

Suck your dad's dick on the Moon by Big Beefy Supreme February 11, 2021

Moon Dicking 

The act of camping or playing stupidly while playing first person shooters.

I just got downed in the back, they’re moon dicking pretty hard back there.

Moon Dicking by Obiggiebigo November 5, 2021

Moondick 

moon⋅dik

- noun

1. a person of the lowest order in a former classification of mental retardation, having a mental age of less than three years old and an intelligence quotient under 25.

"Wow, did you see Jimmy this morning? Instead of brushing his teeth, he smoked a menthol. What a moondick!"

Moondick by McChopper March 22, 2009