MooCow- 

One of the few people who try to talk in full sentences while gaming or chatting on IRC.

MooCow- by Anonymous September 4, 2003

MooCow 

One of the coolest awesomest things ever! Moocows are a type of cow. Durrf. Moocows are my favorite word! MOOCOW yay!!!!

I like Moocows.
OMG MOOCOWS!
Im a moocow!
Wait no....
or am i?

MooCow by HellKatTsms April 23, 2007

moocow 

My awesome ass cat's name.
Guarantee it, he's better than your cat.
He's also way cooler.

He is cow patterned, he has a huge black splotch on his head and the black splotches on his butt make a thong shape out of the white. Two of his toes are black, his eyes are orange-gold, there's a spot on his left nostrils and his tongue is also cow spotted. He IS TEH SHIZZAY!

Me: AWWEH, kitty!!
MooCow: Meorh?
Me: Yes yeeeuuuu!
MooCow: Merf.
Me: DONTCHU 'MERF' ME!!!
MooCow: *looks up at me, looks at his paw, looks up at me again* MERF.
Me: AGH! You are SO not sleeping in my bed tonight!
MooCow: ...merf.

moocow by Angeleah May 14, 2008

MooCow 

(1) A term used to describe an attractive computer engineer, most often from southern parts of India, such as Bangalore.

MooCow is my boyfriend's favorite nickname. He also loves it when I call him "Moo" for short.

Me: How is my MooCow today?

Vinnie: Great, I think I will get my own website.

Me: You should pick SmellyCow.com

Vinnie: Weto! I knew you would say that.

MooCow by smellycow September 22, 2013

moocow 

A woman (most often caucasian) that is not super hawt, nor is she hideously ugly, or fat.
Instead is rather ordinary, homely. Perhaps being 10-15 pounds overweight. Perhaps having excessive arm hair. Instead of a sharp female hourglass curve, she has a rather lax, lazy hourglass curve to her body.

Steve: "I wanna get with Lauren so bad..."
Eric: "Lauren? You got no chance. What about Amy? Amy wants your nutz."
Steve: "F-ck Amy."
Eric: "Amy's looks all right!"
Steve: "Yeah she looks ok, she's a typical moocow. I always get stuck with the moocows, though. Once in my life, I wanna hook up with a hawtie."
Eric: "You should be happy to get the moocows. Me, I only get the fuglies."

moocow by Revenge Lee September 26, 2005

MooCow 

A shit talking, (typically caucasian) sexy, weld your mouth shut, badass waitress who may spit in your food if you piss her off! See below

1. Adorable.
2. Beautiful, gorgeous, smart, sexy, driven and funny.
3. Favorite color is purple.
4. Also likes green
5. Loves Jameson.
6. Not afraid to get dirty

Damn she was MooCow

MooCow by FloridaMedic June 24, 2016

moocow 

n. 1. used as a name for a very awesome person
2. used as a name for someone who annoys you
3. used as a name in the place of bitch, fucker, or
various other cuss words.


pl.n. 1. are a group of really awesome people
2. are supportive of others and work well together

The reason you're cool is because you can call yourself a moocow.

moocow by miss zhu June 25, 2006