Merf

Wolfy Slang: A word covering multiple purposes depending on the context.

An easy substitute and / or acommpaniment for:

Sighing.

Expressing disdain, indifference, shame, and / or sympathy.

Shrugging. (files under expressing indifference)

Example I
Person A: What do you have to say for yourself?!

Person B: Merf..... I'm sorry.

Example II
Person A: Merf... Today sucks

Person B: What's wrong?

Example III
Person A: What do you think of my new girlfriend?

Person B: Merf... You could do better.

Example IV
Person A: My boyfriend is a jerk!

Person B: Merf, I'm so sorry. You deserve better.

Example V
Person A: You're incouragable...

Person B: Merf.

by Wolfy Hopeless January 21, 2006

Merf

A Hawaiian local slang word for a large muscular guy or gal.

"Whoa bradda, the kine is merf!!"

by 774life February 01, 2009

Merf

A merf is the wedgie women receive when underwear goes between the flaps of the vagina.

I need to go to the bathroom to fix this Merf.

by djmc1234 February 13, 2017

Merf

A statement, used to ensue displeasure in something.

When I was asked by my therapist how I felt, Only one response came to my mind, "merf.".

by Stargazer1738 June 17, 2017

Merf

Only the true degenerete with a depreaved mind could elicit such a word. It has no meaning and at a simple utterance can drive a sane man Mad!

"Merf" - to which others in the room reply "OH GOD IT BURNS!!!"

by Murphy September 10, 2003

Merf

1.(noun)A very attractive female that is very obnoxious and annoying.

1. That bitch is hot yo.
Ya...to bad she's a merf.

by Govi Banks March 28, 2005

Merf

To make a mistake. The term results from the step-by-step transitioning as follows:

1. Fucked up
2. Muffed up
3. Merfed up

Also, a slurring of "motherfucker" which can be used in polite public.

After erasing a large data file from his computer, Tony's friend said, "Dude, you merfed up big time!"

by S. D. Plissken March 25, 2005