Montes

It means Mountains, Forest, lots of Trees

lets go have a picnic in those montes

Montes by GAMMAG November 2, 2006

Montes

Short Skirt, Stiletto boots, and no panties (aka Hooker).

Dude, I scored a montes last night.

Montes by Towls October 15, 2006

Montes

A Fortnite-loving person who spends all his bank savings and even his car for just 10 V-Bucks

Person 1: Hey, have you seen Montes?
Person 2: He's payin and playin

Montes by YeetusMcFeetus August 11, 2018

Montes

A girl with the last name Montes is the most intelligent, kindest, sweetest, most amazing girl you will ever meet. BUT GOD DAMN DOES SHE HAVE THE NICEST BODY. Perfect sizes for everything... She is the most amazing person you will ever meet... She will never let you forget about her... She is so cool and easy to relate to, If you ever have the pleasure of meeting this girl. You are blessed. And if your dating this girl, buddy this girl is your miracle because you are probably the most luckiest guy on the earth to get to see her face up close. As long as your with her it will be heaven.

jeff: Hey did you see the new girl?
Joe: Yeah the Montes girl?
Jeff: Dude shes so pretty.

Montes by Iamreallyboredrightnow March 1, 2023

Montes de Oca

1. A really long last name of Spanish lineage. Literally translated it means 'Large hills with an oak forest on top' or 'Large hills with geese on top'. Most prefer the oak forest definition.

2. The bane of any standarized test takers.

"Mr. Jefferson, I need more time. My last name is 'Montes de Oca' and I've only gotten the bubbles filled up to the 'e'."

Montes de Oca by JCMdO September 28, 2008

Sloppy Montes 

The act of being an annoying grease ball at a party whilst believing everyone else thinks you're hot.

Fred - "See that dirty gutta over there?"
Ted - "Yea she is really being a Sloppy Montes."

Sloppy Montes by SpecialDelivery1 June 17, 2012

Jacqui Montes 

1: A chill, sarcastic, neutral meaning you never know if they are happy or mad or sad, wonderful friend.
2:Sneaker freaker

" girl you just like jacqui montes! stop getting all those shoes!!"

Jacqui Montes by filamlove August 29, 2009