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Monsterbate 

1. To masturbate in an intense and/or earth-shattering manner.

2. The form of masturbation someone monsterous in personality or appearance exclusively utilizes.

3. An actual monster's masturbation.
"He doesn't simply masturbate to Angelina Jolie, he MONSTERbates to her."

"The Undertaker is only capable of monsterbation - masturbation for him is out of the question."

"Cookie Monster has been known to monsterbate off the SCENT of a cookie alone."
Monsterbate by Jeanette M. April 2, 2008

Monsterish

1. An exclamatory statement to define something as beyond the norm.

2. Anything disgusting, abominable, creepy, or similar.
That was just a monsterish newb...

That forum moderator was just monsterish in his dealings with the users!
Monsterish by Plutoman February 29, 2008

Monsterbation 

1. The act of masturbating under another's bed/ in their closet then scaring them.

2. The act of masturbating to a monster character(s).

3. To dress up like a monster and then proceed to masturbate.
1. Charlie pranked his roommate Doug by way of monsterbation but felt embarrassed when he realized that he had scared Doug's girlfriend.

2. Charlie has a monster fetish and has been caught in the act of monsterbation.

3. After a night of failed attempts with women on halloween, Charlie decided monsterbation in his zombie costume was the only way he'd get some.
Monsterbation by m.fucci November 5, 2009

monsterbation 

The act of masturbating while going "RAAAAAAWWWRRR!" Like a monster/dinosaur
Max decided to experiment with monsterbation, but the noise made his mom come to his room, and discover what he was doing.
monsterbation by Maudlin La An April 1, 2010

Monsterbeast 

A term used to describe some one whom with their great skill has defeated you. Also popularly used to describe the plus 4 card in UNO. Monsterbeast can also be used to describe the toughness of something.
A group of friends are playing Halo. Plex you monsterbeast!
Another example is a group of friends playing Uno. Hey man you got a crazy look in your eye. Why yes I do it's because I got a monsterbeast!

Monsterbating 

Igor seems hyper and distracted, he must be monsterbating.
Monsterbating by Tayvi February 4, 2010