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monocoitus 

A classy, pseudo-scientific term for masturbation.
My girlfriend was out of town, so I did a little monocoitus last night.
monocoitus by Philly Rodent January 3, 2009
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A monojit is someone who makes their and their friends' dreams come true. They're typically loud and rambunctious, but have fantastic facial hair.

The only downfall of these people is that they have mono.
Girl 1: Man, that guy is SUCH a monojit.

Girl 2: Yeah, I saw him making out with that next girl.

Girl 1: I wish -I- got that chance.
Monojit by AlmanacZ November 13, 2012

monofontyllic

adj: meaning using or containing only one type of font; often used in reference to computers or technological objects; only used by the most elite of scholars
"Tim realized that Michelle's computer was monofontyllic when it did not show any other fonts besides arial."
monofontyllic by tim brownfield December 14, 2008

monoplinth 

noun. a person who falls into any of the following groups: loner, introvert, misfit, lone wolf, outcast, and people who are shy, timid, quiet, unsociable, and other similar traits/groups.
A: Would you consider yourself shy or just introverted?
B: I think there are too many words to describe me - but generally speaking I'm a monoplinth
monoplinth by beerbung January 5, 2021
Monojit just stole my girl again, why does this keep happening.
Monojit by bron ypowa November 22, 2021
A monojit is someone who makes their and their friends' dreams come true. They're typically loud and rambunctious, but have fantastic hair and facial hair.

They are good business minded people.
Also great at attracting womens and having great sex life.

The only downfall of these people is that they have mono.
Girl 1: Man, that guy is SUCH a monojit.

Girl 2: Yeah, I saw him making out with that next girl.

Girl 1: I wish -I- got that chance.
This guy is Monojit. OMG!!
Monojit by Emma Amar November 23, 2021