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monocoitus 

A classy, pseudo-scientific term for masturbation.
My girlfriend was out of town, so I did a little monocoitus last night.
monocoitus by Philly Rodent January 3, 2009
A monojit is someone who makes their and their friends' dreams come true. They're typically loud and rambunctious, but have fantastic facial hair.

The only downfall of these people is that they have mono.
Girl 1: Man, that guy is SUCH a monojit.

Girl 2: Yeah, I saw him making out with that next girl.

Girl 1: I wish -I- got that chance.
Monojit by AlmanacZ November 13, 2012

monofontyllic

adj: meaning using or containing only one type of font; often used in reference to computers or technological objects; only used by the most elite of scholars
"Tim realized that Michelle's computer was monofontyllic when it did not show any other fonts besides arial."
monofontyllic by tim brownfield December 14, 2008

monoplinth 

noun. a person who falls into any of the following groups: loner, introvert, misfit, lone wolf, outcast, and people who are shy, timid, quiet, unsociable, and other similar traits/groups.
A: Would you consider yourself shy or just introverted?
B: I think there are too many words to describe me - but generally speaking I'm a monoplinth
monoplinth by beerbung January 5, 2021
ULTIMATE TOXIC CHAD GOD GAMER
Monojit just stole my girl again, why does this keep happening.
Monojit by bron ypowa November 22, 2021
A monojit is someone who makes their and their friends' dreams come true. They're typically loud and rambunctious, but have fantastic hair and facial hair.

They are good business minded people.
Also great at attracting womens and having great sex life.

The only downfall of these people is that they have mono.
Girl 1: Man, that guy is SUCH a monojit.

Girl 2: Yeah, I saw him making out with that next girl.

Girl 1: I wish -I- got that chance.
This guy is Monojit. OMG!!
Monojit by Emma Amar November 23, 2021
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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