A monojit is someone who makes their and their friends' dreams come true. They're typically loud and
rambunctious, but have
fantastic hair and
facial hair.
They are good business minded people.
Also great at attracting womens and having great sex life.
The only downfall of these people is that they have mono.
Girl 1: Man, that guy is SUCH a monojit.
Girl 2: Yeah, I saw him making out with that next girl.
Girl 1: I wish -I- got that chance.