Monojit

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A monojit is someone who makes their and their friends' dreams come true. They're typically loud and rambunctious, but have fantastic facial hair.

The only downfall of these people is that they have mono.

Girl 1: Man, that guy is SUCH a monojit.

Girl 2: Yeah, I saw him making out with that next girl.

Girl 1: I wish -I- got that chance.

Monojit by AlmanacZ November 13, 2012

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Monojit

ULTIMATE TOXIC CHAD GOD GAMER

Monojit just stole my girl again, why does this keep happening.

Monojit by bron ypowa November 22, 2021

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Monojit

A monojit is someone who makes their and their friends' dreams come true. They're typically loud and rambunctious, but have fantastic hair and facial hair.

They are good business minded people.
Also great at attracting womens and having great sex life.

The only downfall of these people is that they have mono.
Girl 1: Man, that guy is SUCH a monojit.

Girl 2: Yeah, I saw him making out with that next girl.

Girl 1: I wish -I- got that chance.

This guy is Monojit. OMG!!

Monojit by Emma Amar November 23, 2021

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The Apes and The Monolith

An idiom used to describe the reverence given to someone or something that is venerated. The term originated from a scene in 2001: A Space Odyssey. In this scene, apes, the early ancestors of mankind, find and venerate a mysterious monolith that has appeared near their home.

Vasili: Did you see the way those Trump supporters unquestioningly cheered at everything he had to say?
Akseli: Its just another case of the apes and the monolith, Vasili.

The Apes and The Monolith by Emperor Caesar Augustus February 13, 2018

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monolith3d.com

A site dedicated to the pondering of life and photography, as well as useful reviews and articles.

Monolith3D.Com helped me get laid.

monolith3d.com by Shaftizer April 27, 2004

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monokitteh

(noun) When a cat straddles an object in the same manner that a human rides a horse, often projecting an image similar to a monorail on its track.

Monokittehs are often depicted in LOLcats photos.

Bonkers the cat loves to jump onto the back of our couch and lay as a monokitteh.

monokitteh by KR00PS May 27, 2009

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monolithic jam

1. Song that will reverberate through rocks and space when the human race has long ended, due to its high level of awesomeness.
2. Song that is its own little self-contained world, which sucks one in and takes one on a sensual journey.

It has been confirmed: "Carry On My Wayward Son" is a monolithic jam!

monolithic jam by BR Rocks December 9, 2008

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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