monkied 

An intense level of intoxication. The intoxicated person is usually on the brink of collapse, but still managing to cause a considerable amount of damage and disorder.

"You got into the police car and tried to order the officer to drive you to the nearest liqueur store. You were completely monkied out of it.

monkied by mcmonkeys1 May 29, 2008

monkied 

To be fooled by a fool (monkey).

That bitch waz monkied, yo!

monkied by Monkied September 11, 2003

Monkied 

to throw up

I about monkied from the smell!!!

Monkied by Jally000 February 1, 2009

Monkied 

Self-aware robotic organisms hell bent on destroying their own world. They drive power from guzzling green juice.

What a monkied looking dude. Isn't that a gliving monkie

Monkied by G Monkie May 26, 2009

Monkied Up 

(adj)

1.The state a person is in after consumption of many, if not all drugs causing total impairment of physical and mental control and awareness.

2.To be twisted beyond all recognition.

3.Totally fucked up.

4.To physically beat someone to a bloody pulp; destroyed.

"Yo, I got so monkied up last night in Vegas, I ended up tooling some 75 year old woman named Blanche".

"Dorothy fought Sally last night at the bar and Dorothy got monkied up big time".

Monkied Up by DEADMEAT August 26, 2013

sea monkied 

The act of ejaculating

I sea monkied so hard in sheela last night

sea monkied by BloodMuffin September 30, 2013

Monkie Kid 

A LEGO cartoon based on chinese culture, particularly The Monkey King & Journey to the West. The fandom is pretty bizarre since more than half of the community have a crush on either Macaque or Sun Wukong, but putting that aside, the cartoon also has it's own toyline!

Person 1: I watched Monkie Kid and I loved it.
Person 2: Did you find Macaque attractive?
Person 1: Maybe? I'm not gay, but maybe.

Monkie Kid by myotheracc7 July 9, 2022