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chunky monkey junkie

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A person sexually-addicted to overweight African Americans, typically overweight white women who cannot get a white man.
Man, you'll never get her - she's a chunky monkey junkie!
chunky monkey junkie by RNPS June 5, 2007

Monkey Junkie 

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Someone who revels in the music of the 100 Monkeys.
I listen to 100 Monkeys constantly; I am such a monkey junkie.
Monkey Junkie by the fangirl January 23, 2011

Junkie Monkey 

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Junkie Monkey is a term used for fat, ugly rock-stars who are addicted to crack. And also man crack.
Casey Chaos from Amen is a f*ing Junkie Monkey..
Junkie Monkey by PsychoMamma April 21, 2004

junkie monkey 

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This is a black person who neglects their children due to a crippling heroin addiction. They can be found in nearly every city. You may have even given one a "dolla" when they asked for it.
That junkie monkey overdosed, and left her children to die.

Junkie Monkey 

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Nickname for people that do drugs and is built like a Junkie
Fucken oath lad, you're a Junkie Monkey looking like that.
Junkie Monkey by JunkieMonke May 18, 2021

Money junkie 

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A person who is mentally consumed by an addiction to money. Every aspect of his life suffers as he/she satisifies the addiction.
Friend: this sunset is one of the prettiest things I have ever experienced.
Money junkie: yeah, thanks God sunlight is free.

Friend: aren't those kittens meowing charming?
Money junkie: yep, but cat food is so expensive...

Friend: Do you think that Plato's Republic has any valuable ideas for today's problems?
Money junkie: damn, my portfolio devaluated 2 cents today. Sorry what's that you said?

Partner: do you love me?
Money junkie: how much will it cost me?
Money junkie by Bruno Grey September 2, 2013
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
Word of the Day on August 17, 2026

Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014
Word of the Day on August 16, 2026

Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026
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