Monkey dance

Act of copulation (sexual intercourse)

Where's Jim and Pam? They've been gone ages. Ag, they're probably doing the monkey dance as we speak.

by fuseon March 22, 2015

Monkey Dance

The act of sex or making love.

Hey, do you want to monkey dance?

by Big_Punishure December 16, 2011

Monkey-Dance

An awkward uncoordinated "dance" performed with a white guy and a super hot celebrity singer.

What are you doing? Don't you know how to dance? You're doing a monkey-dance.

by anarsh October 30, 2008

wild monkey dance

when you have savage sex

lets g do the wild monkey dance

by alan March 31, 2004

horizontal monkey dance

The best name for sex ever created

Hey baby, why dont you slip off that g-string so we can do the horizontal monkey dance.

by Teabagger January 06, 2005

Wild Monkey Dance

Another term for 'da bonk.

Dawna: Hey man, I they're doin' the wild monkey dance up there...
Jamie: I'd be happy with a damn blumpkin.

by niteowl March 30, 2004

the funky monkey dance

what dumbass 13 year old boys call sex.

I totally wanna do the funky monkey dance with Amy.

by the only smart person in the world January 27, 2006