Definitions by fuseon

Strangling the red rooster 

Jerking off (having a wank)

Dang, been strangling the red rooster for over an hour and still nuthin!

Strangling the red rooster by fuseon March 30, 2015

Monkey dance 

Act of copulation (sexual intercourse)

Where's Jim and Pam? They've been gone ages. Ag, they're probably doing the monkey dance as we speak.

Monkey dance by fuseon March 27, 2015