Where's Jim and Pam? They've been gone ages. Ag, they're probably doing the monkey dance as we speak.
by fuseon March 22, 2015
An awkward uncoordinated "dance" performed with a white guy and a super hot celebrity singer.
What are you doing? Don't you know how to dance? You're doing a monkey-dance.
by anarsh October 30, 2008
The best name for sex ever created
Hey baby, why dont you slip off that g-string so we can do the horizontal monkey dance.
by Teabagger January 6, 2005
Another term for 'da bonk.
Dawna: Hey man, I they're doin' the wild monkey dance up there...
Jamie: I'd be happy with a damn blumpkin.
by niteowl March 30, 2004