Monkey Touch
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Touch The Monkey
A phrase coined by Mike Myers in the Saturday Night Live skit, "Sprockets". It can either mean
a) To literally touch a monkey.
b) To masturbate.
a) To literally touch a monkey.
b) To masturbate.
a) I was at the zoo and I decided to touch the monkey.
b) I got really lonely and bored so I touched the monkey.
b) I got really lonely and bored so I touched the monkey.
Touch The Monkey by Justin1552 October 13, 2008
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monkey touching by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004
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Touch money!
term - used when parting ways, in place of goodbye. indicates that you should always keep money close at hand or it can serve as a reminder to always stay on that paper chase.
Touch money! by Brandaids May 7, 2021
Touching Money
Touching Money by Sussyposter January 9, 2023
moneytouch
When you touch someone and a kind of warmth runs through you like gold and you feel the touch everywhere making everything go hazy and like your blood turned into warm gold
moneytouch by emonona June 2, 2020
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