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Touch The Monkey

A phrase coined by Mike Myers in the Saturday Night Live skit, "Sprockets". It can either mean
a) To literally touch a monkey.
b) To masturbate.
a) I was at the zoo and I decided to touch the monkey.
b) I got really lonely and bored so I touched the monkey.
Touch The Monkey by Justin1552 October 13, 2008

monkey touching 

(v.) For a third party to activate
Monkey touching in the barracks, outsiders have been shouting "fire at will"

torch monkey 

He was pushed out of the White House but Trump's

Torch Monkey still plans on burning down all institutions of government.
torch monkey by DJDJSQUARED October 26, 2017

Touch money! 

term - used when parting ways, in place of goodbye. indicates that you should always keep money close at hand or it can serve as a reminder to always stay on that paper chase.
"A'ght main, take care! Touch money!"
Touch money! by Brandaids May 7, 2021

moneytouch 

When you touch someone and a kind of warmth runs through you like gold and you feel the touch everywhere making everything go hazy and like your blood turned into warm gold
“So his hand brushed passed mine and it was like a moneytouch”
moneytouch by emonona June 2, 2020