Monkey Spakle

A. When a monkey spuges on the shower to re do the caulking.

B. High velocity, clumpy male ejaculation after prolonged periods of penis disuse.

C. When you can't jack off unless a girl is making monkey noises.

D. Bananna Flavored Cum

When you run out of caulk all you have is monkey spakle.

Monkey Spakle by I Cup In January 10, 2006

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monkey spackle

An all purpose naturopathic ointment and cure for everything; Another word for man spackle

Have to land in Vegas to get bubble gum slapped on the door. Al's monkey spackle did not hold it closed.

monkey spackle by lymric March 20, 2008

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Monkey Spackle

An all purpose naturopathic ointment and cure for everything; Another word for man spackle.

"Have to land in Vegas to get bubble gum slapped on the door. Al's monkey spackle did not hold it closed."

Monkey Spackle by lymric March 21, 2008

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Monkey sparkle

1. Monkey fecies 2. Monkey urine 3. shinanigans

Dude! That was monkey sparkles!

Monkey sparkle by guitarman 309 January 9, 2011

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Twilight Sparkle-Money

Princess Twilight Sparkle, after she married Prince Little Money "L Money" and had her surname hyphenated to "Twilight Sparkle-Money" show him she loves him the most.

Everypony, Please welcome Princess Twilight Sparkle-Money.

Twilight Sparkle-Money by King Of My Little Pony November 25, 2024

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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