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Monkey Slaps

I will give you some "Monkey Slaps"
by mexicanballer69 November 1, 2017
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monkey slap

when someone shits in their own hand and slaps the victim in the face so that the poo make a splat noise and covers the whole victim's face.

the word derives from the way monkeys at the zoo poop in their own hand and throw it at their enemies.
dude, when that bitch falls asleep i'm going to give him a monkey slap.
by Vince Goots & Adam Goudy September 12, 2008
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two fisted monkey slap

When you grab your penis after being soiled with feces from anal sex with both hands and slap yourpartner across the face with it
Marvin hit mary with a two fisted monkey slap
by squirt kobain June 1, 2010
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Portuguese Monkey Slap

Originating on Portugals southern most beaches, the Portuguese Monkey Slap was originally called just the big slap, but due to its effectiveness in dealing with Portuguese monkeys, it was changed by the locals. The Portuguese Monkey Slap involves a running start followed by a jump and before reaching terrafirma you must thrust your open backhand in a downward motion striking your opponent , or monkey, on or above the cheekbone, resulting in stinging pain, hellucinations and or death.
The Portugese man struck the primate with a vicious monkey slap resulting in stinging pain followed by hellucinations and innevitably death, thus the Portuguese Monkey Slap was born.
by mtotow July 19, 2012
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monkey slap

A backhanded slap in the vagina.
Tim monkey slapped Shirley, and she couldn't pee for two days.
by Bananular October 6, 2006
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monkey slap

A swift loose open handed slap applied to the top of someones head with a loose armed downward motion.
The bitch looked at me funny. So I monkey slapped her.
by JeffL October 18, 2003
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Monkey Slap

While having sex doggy style, pull out, then smack the receiving person on the ass with your foot without removing your hands from their waist. Re-insert and continue.

The name is derived from a monkey's foot.
How'd you slap my ass? Both of your hands are on my waist.

Monkey slap, baby, monkey slap.
by Ninja Monkey Boy February 20, 2009
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