Monkey Slaps
Monkey Slaps by mexicanballer69 November 1, 2017
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when someone shits in their own hand and slaps the victim in the face so that the poo make a splat noise and covers the whole victim's face.
the word derives from the way monkeys at the zoo poop in their own hand and throw it at their enemies.
the word derives from the way monkeys at the zoo poop in their own hand and throw it at their enemies.
monkey slap by Vince Goots & Adam Goudy September 12, 2008
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two fisted monkey slap
When you grab your penis after being soiled with feces from anal sex with both hands and slap yourpartner across the face with it
two fisted monkey slap by squirt kobain June 1, 2010
Portuguese Monkey Slap
Originating on Portugals southern most beaches, the Portuguese Monkey Slap was originally called just the big slap, but due to its effectiveness in dealing with Portuguese monkeys, it was changed by the locals. The Portuguese Monkey Slap involves a running start followed by a jump and before reaching terrafirma you must thrust your open backhand in a downward motion striking your opponent , or monkey, on or above the cheekbone, resulting in stinging pain, hellucinations and or death.
The Portugese man struck the primate with a vicious monkey slap resulting in stinging pain followed by hellucinations and innevitably death, thus the Portuguese Monkey Slap was born.
Portuguese Monkey Slap by mtotow July 19, 2012
monkey slap
monkey slap by Bananular October 6, 2006
Monkey Slap
While having sex doggy style, pull out, then smack the receiving person on the ass with your foot without removing your hands from their waist. Re-insert and continue.
The name is derived from a monkey's foot.
The name is derived from a monkey's foot.
Monkey Slap by Ninja Monkey Boy February 20, 2009