by mexicanballer69 November 1, 2017
Get the Monkey Slaps mug.when someone shits in their own hand and slaps the victim in the face so that the poo make a splat noise and covers the whole victim's face.
the word derives from the way monkeys at the zoo poop in their own hand and throw it at their enemies.
the word derives from the way monkeys at the zoo poop in their own hand and throw it at their enemies.
by Vince Goots & Adam Goudy September 12, 2008
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When you grab your penis after being soiled with feces from anal sex with both hands and slap yourpartner across the face with it
by squirt kobain June 1, 2010
Get the two fisted monkey slap mug.Originating on Portugals southern most beaches, the Portuguese Monkey Slap was originally called just the big slap, but due to its effectiveness in dealing with Portuguese monkeys, it was changed by the locals. The Portuguese Monkey Slap involves a running start followed by a jump and before reaching terrafirma you must thrust your open backhand in a downward motion striking your opponent , or monkey, on or above the cheekbone, resulting in stinging pain, hellucinations and or death.
The Portugese man struck the primate with a vicious monkey slap resulting in stinging pain followed by hellucinations and innevitably death, thus the Portuguese Monkey Slap was born.
by mtotow July 19, 2012
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Get the monkey slap mug.A swift loose open handed slap applied to the top of someones head with a loose armed downward motion.
by JeffL October 18, 2003
Get the monkey slap mug.While having sex doggy style, pull out, then smack the receiving person on the ass with your foot without removing your hands from their waist. Re-insert and continue.
The name is derived from a monkey's foot.
The name is derived from a monkey's foot.
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