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Monkey Cut 

The elementary school practice of, rather than "cutting" (or skipping) someone in line, taking the spot behind him, thereby allowing you to save time in the line while not inconveniencing the person already in line. However, this has the side effect of
confusing and angering everyone else in the line. It is unknown who thought this would ever be a good idea, or who gave anyone the power to let people skip everyone behind them.
"Hey, can I cut you?"
"WHAT?"
"No, sorry, I meant skip."
"Why'd you say cut?"
"I thought...whatever. Can I skip you?"
"No! I've earned my space in this line. I've been here for 30 minutes."
"Cmooooon"
"ugh. Look. You can monkey cut me. But you're gonna piss everyone else off."
"Sweet"
Monkey Cut by ChanDan March 26, 2013
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Monkey Cut 

When someone jumps in front of you in line for something, like a monkey.
"Dude, did I just give you the Monkey Cut? Sorry!"

"Well, now I'm in the back of the line because some asshole just gave me the Monkey Cut."
Monkey Cut by Meghohn23 April 1, 2010

monkey cute 

cute like a monkey

and im not talking bout the actually cute ones
hellen:hey mildred

mildred:hey
hellen:oh it that your baby
mildred oh yeah mhm say hi baby
baby: gahhh*vomits*
hellen: awww sooo monkey cute
monkey cute by blueparis1012 March 20, 2019

cuttin' a monkey 

Ooh, he cuttin' a monkey up in the mutha!
cuttin' a monkey by apj1234 August 30, 2010

money cute 

Another way of saying - not broke. Having just enough money in the bank to frivolously spend on your capitalist agenda.
Anyone feeling money cute enough to go see Lil' Wayne?
money cute by unholydonut April 8, 2019

monkeybutt 

A chafe recieved between the upper thighs and asscrack brought about by sweaty activities such as walking back and forth or working out of doors. Produces a Baboon-like rash on the buttocks.
"Man, I got a serious case of monkeybutt bartending tonight!" or "Landscaping gave the rudest monkeybutt yesterday!"
monkeybutt by Mick September 21, 2003

monkeybutt 

Term used in the motorcycle world to define what your butt looks like after a long ride either on-road or off-road.
"Man, I am suffering from some serious Monkey Butt after riding that trail all-day long"
monkeybutt by Howboucha December 18, 2003