Mogenomics is the study of mewwing, looksmaxxing, its implication on the number of female companions. Mogenomics looks at the male dominance hierarchy and tries to quantify features that appear more frequently amongst men who get their dicks wet often.
Dr. Cahill is the professor of Mogenomics this term.
Did you see his article in the Journal of American Mogenomics?
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).